Android Otome App Review: Be My Princess for GREE

The story is about a girl who just got dumped by her boyfriend and can’t seem to find a job in fashion design. Luckily one of her applications to a very famous company is accepted and she lands a job as a fashion designer for a rich castle where a bunch of bishie princes live. She’s flown to the castle immediately and begins her job but it seems that aside from designing clothes she also has to end up entertaining them as well.

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Otome Game Review: Heartful Chance!

This is a free English otome game made by Studio Sprinkles. You can download it at their site. The heroine Eimi is a 17 year old high school student who’s having a midlife crisis apparently. Her friend(?) Charlotte is conniving bitch who blackmails her into writing a love letter to her crush. She forces Eimi to sneak into the boys locker room to stuff the love letter she wrote on Charlotte’s behalf into the guy’s locker. While looking for Tetsuya’s locker, Eimi runs into a half naked dude named Kouhei. Eimi drops the letter in the locker Kouhei points her to, and runs out in shame. After Charlotte successfully starts dating Tetsuya, she tells everyone with her big fat mouth and now the entire school appoints Eimi as their love letter writing princess.

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Otome Game Review: Tokyo Yamanote Boys -Fresh Ginger Disk-

And so Rejet mish mashed all the TYB guys into 3 separate fandisks anda the first one is called Fresh Ginger featuring the gyaruo’s Iori & Kotaro as well as Edokko boy Tetsu.

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Otome Game Review: Anniversary no Kuni no Alice

There once was an otome game released by Quin Rose called Heart no Kuni no Alice which made you visit characters over 300 times and had some poorly drawn artwork. Since the story was entertaining enough, QR decided to do a remake which they dubbed the “Anniversary Version” where they redid all the art, sprites and cut the number of turns by 100. After this gained enough popularity they decided to port it to the PSP so people could carry it on their way out the door and get more turns done in a day then they would only sitting in front of their PC. And so I bring you the review of the PSP port of Anniversary no Kuni no Alice. Our story takes place where our very rich heroine Alice Lidell is listening to her older sister Lorina read a book to her outside under a tree. Alice admires her sister a lot but in a complex kind of way, due to the fact that her ex-boyfriend dumped her for her sister, who her sister dumped as he wasn’t man enough. As her sister goes to get a deck of cards, Alice decides to take a nap. Her beauty sleep is interrupted when a furry white rabbit named Peter White abducts her and throws her down a hole into Wonderland. As he professes his undying love, he kisses her making her drink some bitter liquid and says that she’s now involved in the game of Wonderland – in which all the people who live there are at Battle Royale with each other on a daily basis.  In order for Alice to return home, she needs to whore herself around to various leaders of the various battle zones and gather hearts while avoiding the aspect of self responsibility. Unfortunately for our tsuntsun QR heroine, her plans to return get crushed when she starts falling in love.

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Grand Zodiac impressions

Lucia’s Man-harem

So Global finally got Grand Zodiac and I’m like yay I can’t wait to try the new hole in one mode thing….then turns out I can’t! Not only are the hours completely catering to the European player base (being mostly at night Euro time) but there was a bug where only Black Papel 1 even LET YOU JOIN A ROOM. (ノ=゚ロ゚)ノ ⌒┫:・’.::ヤッテラレルカニャアアアァァァァァ!!!!

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