Category Archives: SmaKare

Guest Review: Men of Yoshiwara: Kikuya (Gyakuten Yoshiwara)


A long time ago, I sold all the Steam cards that I got from idling in games while doing chores to Russian money launderers and eventually saved up enough money to buy Men of Yoshiwara: Kikuya during a Steam sale for like 90% off. Then I promptly forgot that I did this, because as we all know you’re not supposed to actually play the games that you buy during Steam sales…until finally deciding to return to my backlog after all the other games I was playing like FFXIV got put on hiatus due to the roni.

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Otome Game Review: Office Lovers

This was originally on D3P’s smakare app but I never got to it before the app shut down so I picked up during a steam sale. I just want to go ahead & say this is the WORST SmaKare game I have played to date and I can’t believe I sat through the entire thing 😂😂. And now I bring you a review full of ranting and profanity because this game is filthy. You have been warned!

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SmaKare Game Review: Sensei, Ikenai koto tte nandesuka?

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 Anyway this time, my randomly generated heroine Tsugimoto Hitomi is a 17 year old high school girl whose boyfriend is a dickface rapist that forces her to have sex with him in the classroom a month after they’ve started going out. When Hitomi refuses, he dumps her on the spot (well good riddance to that piece of human garbage!) Fortunately to help dry her tears (or in my eyes, cause further trauma), she has 5 hot teachers ready to do all sorts of forbidden things! 😆

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