Otome Game Review: Tiny x Machinegun The Game

New York City is the safest city in the world because Captain Vaneast police crew is always making sure to catch the bad guys. Some of their other duties include even helping some baby ducklings cross the road! 😆 Our heroine Tiny McDaniel, who is a massive brocon, is a police idol since she’s only 15 and her job is pretty much reduced to making coffee for the rest of the team. The peaceful city’s days come to an end when one day, the clone of Tiny’s grandfather, Bradley McDaniel starts running around randomly killing everyone. On top of this, a crazy psycho criminal X named Break has escaped from Ossining labs and is also murdering people left and right. Vaneast starts to get bad rap for not protecting the city so they get some reinforcement from the German police and a new guy to join their crew to be Tiny’s team buddy. Can Vaneast restore peace and justice to NYC once more?

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Otome Game Review: Uta no Prince-sama -All Star-

So I ran a backlog poll on my blog a few weeks ago and All Star was the top choice so while waiting for my Amnesia Crowd to arrive I figured it would be a good way to kill a week. Surprisingly the game took longer than a week but ultimately – I REGRET NOTHING. Those who read my Debut review may remember my SCATHING words towards UtaPri and Broccoli and the many tables that were flipped during broadcast. Fortunately, Broccoli listened to their reviews on Amazon, kicked out all the fanfic writers and had Mr. Crazy Goat handle the storyline this time around. With this, the game went back to being a fun game about a hard working music composer and the idols she composes songs for. Our story this time is Haruka has no partner and she ended up graduating all on her own efforts (fuck yea screw those men Haruka you don’t need them!) She wasn’t able to take the master course cause all the guys were busy BLing up with each other and leaving her forever alone. Haruka’s new job is to compose a song for the Christmas concert featuring the special shuffle unit with the 4 senpais: Reiji, Ranmaru, Ai and Camus. In addition, after this she must partner up with one of them and compose a song to enter into the music festival competition. If she does not win the competition she will not be able to debut and will be kicked out of the agency.

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Otome Game Review: Tokyo Yamanote Boys Dark Cherry Portable

I’ve reviewed the PC game in the past but I decided that I liked it enough to buy the PSP port. This will just be a spoiler free review of the comparison of PC game to PSP. To read the story of the game please see my PC review.

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Otome Game Review: Shinobazu 7 -06.Taku- + -07.Segashira-

Taku is Nanako’s boy next door neighbor since they were kids. He’s an otaku and PC nerd but lo and behold by night time he’s apparently a giant manwhore. (lll￣□￣)ｶﾞｰﾝ!! Needless to say, this volume was rather disappointing as well and although it wrapped up some of the mysteries regarding Nanako’s family murder, the romance and stuff regarding Taku was done rather sloppily. I’ll talk about more in my final thoughts.

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Otome Game Review: Shinobazu 7 -05.Genki-

So as we saw in every other Shinobazu game, Tonosawa Genki’s plotline is that he has to move to India to rejoin his parents because his bath house is getting shut down.

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