This month’s Furoku are the usual Hana-awase crap (I swear the more I look at this the less I want to play this game), an utapri uchiwa – WITH NO HANDLE THANKS LOL and some crappy Seishun bromides that I’ve been using as a bookmark while making this post. 😆 A bunch of posters below, my wall’s running out of space 8D.
Oh look, lesbians and rapist Fukuyama Jun character :lol:.
Also who the hell is this guy? He’s kinda hot but I’ve never heard of him.
Okay lots of stuff on Diabolik Lovers this time. The scenario will be split into 3 modes: Dark, Maniac & Ecstacy. Dark = yandere, Maniac = probably yangire clingy, Ecstasy = ぺろぺろ(´＾ω＾｀).
CHECK OUT DEM MILFS lmaooo. It’s really obvious why the triplets are the way they are LOOK AT THEIR MOM. Though I don’t know what hell happened with Kanato. It’s really interesting to see the moms honestly the images really do speak a thousand words of why their babies turned out this way. I read Kondo & Hirakawa’s cast interviews. Hirakawa said he tried his best to be as EROI as possible and mentioned that he’s the most eroi route compared to the rest. ε=＼＿○ﾉ ｲﾔｯﾎｰｩ！ Kondo said that Subaru’s route is probably the most otome-ish one. I KNEW IT. SUBARUN COME AND LET ME LOVE YOU. ﾐｭﾐｭ（´ε｀* )☆ He also mentioned a lot of ear licking scenarios （:.;ﾟ;Д;ﾟ;.:）ﾊｧﾊｧ. I read some of the sample scenarios and I must say YUI GETS ON MY NERVES lmao. I guess it’s a natural reaction but adhgslkdg it irritates me. I don’t even mind the crazy vampires anymore but most of her reactions are ITAI ITAI ITAI KYAAA sigh.
(Unko no prince sama cosplay yes im still bitter about debut but yay i sold it) There’s the pages on utapri all star but lol whatever honestly I’m not giving you another cent Broccoli.
Seishun Hajimemashita introduces and goes into details about the subcast. Sannodou Ouji (lolol ouji) a Leo, is basically Haruki Naoshi – the high school version. Saigou Heita is Mr. Mendokusai capricorn, Nagumo Arisu is a virgo is kinda like Mine from Amnesia but maybe less tsundere. Rikuno Kanade, a Pisces is a lone wolf kinda like Kanata derp. Kitamikado Yukihiko is the fat kid who is clearly an otaku and keeps eating manju, a Taurus AND THANK GOD NOTHING LIKE HOMARE (|||❛︵❛.). Sorry I gotta compare this to Starry Sky cause it reeks of Starry Sky to me. Prove me wrong honeybee (or maybe not.) I believe there will be more side characters probably in the next issue.
Butterfly Lipstick series. First guy Ichinose Kei is the same age as you, (I guess you are 22) blood type O Aries, in the same college club as you. Kousaki Chisaka is the younger guy who is 20, a B type Scorpio. (oof) Being a Scorpio he’s bad mouthed and a tsundere :lol:. Sena Kyohei is older than you, (tho he’s actually my age derp) 28 A type Capricorn. He acts like the cool type and he’s a salary man but then he gets randy or something lol. I THINK I KNOW MY FAV. Too bad they’re all being split into separate games, not sure if I want to dump money into this – even though it’s dummy head.
As we all know by now Starry Sky’s FDs are being ported to PSP and they will cost 3980 yen for regular edition. Not sure if there will be a limited one. I’m still hoping for a twinpack or I probably won’t be buying it at all.
Storm Lover section only has some more sneak peaks of the game, walkthroughs and emails that you can read when you play the game so nothing special if you’ve finished the game I guess 😆
Broccoli’s new money chugger (or so they hope) introduces 2 new gods Balder (wasn’t it Baldur? lol) and Totsuka?? I don’t know any of the Japanese gods oh well whatever. Why don’t you keep tracing more 3D models yone ＼( ^o^)／
There’s a Tokimemo 10th anniversary special but I havea feeling I’ll care about this in like 2 years when I’ve cleared my entire backlog or something. Also they’re going to be making stuffed dolls of the chibi characters apparently.
Hakuoki Yuugiroku2 will come with reward voices like “otsukaresama” and “praise me” or whatever lol. It’s just a fanservice mini-game so I might be checking it out.
In case you haven’t heard Toki no Kizuna’s been rated Cero B! m9（＾Д＾）ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰｰｰｯ Lol I guess Otomate finally realized that none of their games actually have Cero C material. Also all the white haired demon forms look like something from Hiiro no Kakera lmao. Toki no Kizuna I’ma let you finish but Hiiro no Kakera was the longest text dump otomate game of all time.
I dropped Hiiro anime and it doesn’t seem to be getting any better lol. In fact they’re also now SPLITTING it and making you wait to watch the 2nd half in the fall. Lol lame, pick up the game during the summer, you will thank yourself later.
The Blue Rays come with an illustration by Hanairo Mai! Omg can I just get a poster of that Mahiron screw the derpy DVD T_T_T_T.
Vitamin X & Z keep spitting out character CDs & shit but I haven’t heard news about the Vitamin Z fandisk. Come on D3P while I still like you after Storm Lover!
Unless I am misunderstanding, Isshoni Gohan will have food quizzes. NO. STOP IT OTOMATE. THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO MAKE STAT RAISERS. Sigh. I hope I am wrong and it’s just like a 1 time screenshot to help you decide which food you wanna date or something.
DIAMOND NO KUNI NO ALICE – I HAVE SO MANY FEELS AND NOT REALLY GOOD ONES. Okay I shouldn’t talk since I only played Anniversary but since this game resets everyone’s memories of Alice I COULD PROLLY SKIP THE OTHER GAMES AND IT WOULDN’T MATTER. I’ll still play them though. Anyway here’s what I’ve gathered. Alice falls down the rabbit hole and Peter is with her as usual but then PETER VANISHES. щ(ಥДಥщ) NOOOO!! And so Alice is instantly telepoted to the country of diamonds and the maps this time are Train Station, Grave Yard and the Hatter Mansion. Vivaldi & Gowland are gone and someone mentioned Pierce is gone too but if you only played Anniversary you never met him in the first place lmaoo. Blood: Less pokerface and more do-S oh joy. Elliot still loves carrots but apparently he’ll be less bumbling idiot and more badass or something. Sydney Black is the exact opposite of Peter. He’s a black rabbit who FUCKING HATES ALICE AND WANTS TO KILL HER instead of loves her and wants to have her babies. Sigh. Peter щ(ಥДಥщ). He’s always bitchy and annoying and well if they get Kaji Yuki to voice him I am not buying this game. Blah. Jeriko Bermuda is a dodobird guy who works at the graveyard and is the leader of his own mafia who is the rival mafia to Blood. Dee & Dum will remain in their adult forms the whole time but will still act ‘childish’ on the inside. The diamond Queen is Christa Snowvision and all she wants to do is freeze everyone and make it part of her collection. Also she has a giant rack. Nightmare will spend most of the game as a shota but appear as an adult sometimes. Peter will be in the shadows as Sydney hogs the spotlight. Gray will be after Nightmare’s life but instead ends up being a shotacon or something. Ace will be a shota most of the time taken care of by Julius-papa orz. Boris will be a sexy train station worker and Joker will have a vague memory of who Alice is. They promise lots of endings but if you look at the cover image you can probably guess who will have major routes and who won’t. Seeing how Peter isn’t on that cover, he’s clearly just been reduced to random side character C= C= C= C= C= C= 。・゜゜ヽ| ；∀；|ノウワァァァァァァンッ!
Depressing man depressing. Not sure if I want anymore. Too many shotas and not enough Peter. Meh. 😦
Yandere Heaven – BUNNY CAGE. YAY UGUU CAGE OF LOVE. Not. Lol. It was bound to happen sooner or later. The “plot” is the heroine, Umemiya Kozue is in her senior year of high school and she’s getting ronery so her childhood friends & nurse decide to fill in the hole in her heart with thei p0n0ses (and cages.) Wakatsuki Kaname is the younger brother out of the childhood friend pair and of course he’s got a brocon and totally jelly of his older brother Arata. Arata, the older brother is a horny bastard who likes to grab and stick his hands in Kozue’s bathing suit areas! (lame analogy intended.) Enomoto Satoru is just a pedobear nurse who’s like a yangiri rapist creeper. Why are you playing this game again? Well at least they’re making it blatantly obvious what the premise is going to be about unlike some games about little red riding hoes.
Souja Crossroad will be a new iphone otome game that will be fully voiced. Lol iphone. The story is “idols by day, hitmen by night!” It actually sounds similar to a mobage I’m currently playing where they’re idols by day and spies by night lol. It’s not voiced but it’s written really well. Hoping this will be turned into a PSP or Android port later. Not about to go get an Itampon for 1 game.
Glass Heart princess says “you have 3 lovers”. Wait does this mean her butler doesn’t count? I hope he has a route but I guess that really does mean there will only be 4 characters to capture. The system will be kinda like in Gekka where you have to spam the stupid analog button on your PSP in order to shoot the stupid cupid arrow into the heart to have the guy go on a date with you. This is starting to get ridiculously interesting. Also the cast is very…colorful and one of them is an alien. The official staff blog mentioned recently that they plan to make the guys call Kyoko’s name if you leave it default because apparently a bunch of Japanese fangirls named Kyoko flooded them with emails. ヽ(。_゜)ノ
CUSTOM DRIVE LOOKS SO CUTE urgh I can’t decide if this wll be a good game or not. I mean it’s really playing the same scenes but changing all the accessories/hair isn’t it?? I can’t figure out how you could enjoy this for a long time. NOT SURE we’ll see.
Grimm the Bounty hunter – 3P end yes yes? Theme of it is “you get to get it on in a forbidden relationship with your targets!” Sounds good to me.
24 hour Cinderella – doesn’t look like Spencer or Sirius will be dateable this time around. SuzuKen says the game characters are very charming. I don’t doubt it! My doubt is in the system with the dumb friend events as the first game so this isn’t on my to buy list.
School Wars – OMG IS THIS GONNA BE CERO D too QUIN ROSE EH? (◞≼●≽◟◞౪◟◞≼●≽◟) Cast has been announced Namikawa, Fujiwara, Sakurai, NojiKen, Hino & Tachibana. Insta-buy for me lol. Also it features eyeless side characters again lol. What’s the deal with that I thought it was only restricted to Alice series.
Hyakki Yakou will be CERO D OOOOHHH YEAAA (◉◞౪◟◉ ). Nothing else really interesting this issue. I guess it’s so randy they want us to guess with anticipation lmao.
Arabians Lost – Lol well I was really excited to play this game next week but I spontaneously ended up ordering the limited edition of the Bloody Call PSP port XD What I liked the original game and they’ve apparently added a shit ton of content enough to validate a complete replay. So yes AL will have to wait but hopefully some new guides will pop up in the meantime?
I played the Trick or Rape demo and it was REALLY BORING. ok there wasn’t any actual rape ( I guess they won’t put any R-18 stuff in the demo ) but it was j ust REALLY REALLY DULL. It felt like nothing happened, the characters didn’t interest me and the heroine (and her Asche voice ) grated my last nerve. Also the opening movie makes it painfully obvious on what all the characters’ REAL personalities are. Hiyo just loves writing these dick-in-a-box scenarios and I will be passing over this with flying colors.
Umm I kinda suddenly lost interest in confidential money lol. I also have this odd feeling it’s gonna be delayed. The art in these CGs is starting to really remind me of the derpy art in Musketeer lol. Eh maybe it will be okay to play later but I’ll just quietly let it sit in my backlog.
LGS has also been rated cero B. BLAH lol well then again NO SURPRISES ITS OTOMATE! Also it got delayed, no surprises part 2. Backlog you go honey.
Asaki got delayed like whoa. I’m still having a difficult time getting used to the art. None of the new characters really appeal to me either. I kinda sit here wondering…why?
萌工エエェェヾ(*｀Д´*)ﾉェェエエ工工 JEEESUUUUUSSSS. I AM SOO EXCIITED for this please don’t fuck up the characters like you did in Fresh Ginger PLEASE REJET DON’T DO THIS TO JESUS.
I HOPE MY $100 IS WORTH IT FOR THIS PORT. Blue Moon your ossan game may be crap but BC’s source material is good NOT MUCH LEFT TO DO BUT MAKE IT BETTER. All the casual scenarios look really REALLY cute which is what the game actually needed more of. I can’t wait ε=＼＿○ﾉ ｲﾔｯﾎｰｩ！
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY D3P. Omg TSUBASA （:.;ﾟ;Д;ﾟ;.:）ﾊｧﾊｧ Please release this asap lmao I WILL BUY LIKE 4 OF THEM. These will be available for Iphone & Android.
And now for this month’s rankings.
Reader’s most Looking Fwd to Games:
1. Unko no Shit DEBUT
2. Diabolik Lovers
3. Toki no Kizuna
4. Storm Lover Kai!!
5. Abunai Koi no Homo Police
Favorite Otome Game Dudes:
3. Otoya (FUUUUUUCK you utapri dsgdgd)
5. Saito (FUUUUCKuoki)
THE REST ARE ALL UTAPRI EXCEPT 2 TMGS3 GUYS ┻━┻ ︵╰(ಠ益ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻
Upcoming Attractions: The same shit you saw in this issue. I’m starting to think I won’t be renewing my subscription after September 😆
Sorry I skipped all the Otomate stuff like Eyeless Kare, Hiiro 5 and WOF because I just don’t…care…I can’t see myself playing Otomate games for a few months. I’m still scarred by Amnesia FD, Hanaoni, and Miyako FD ( ≖Д≖；). I am mildly interested in Diabolik Lovers if I can force myself to get over Yui’s personality. ( ´_ゝ`) Also I’d imagine the Tokuten drama CDs that come with it will probably be dummy mic and probably the only Tokuten Drama CDs worth listening to :lol:.