Well I decided to play the PS2 version of UTM because I think I speak for everyone when I say “I’m pretty damn curious what they do to replace the massive amount of rape in the game!” since PS2 games can’t have porn. So this post will mostly be a comparison/thoughts rather than a summary. For the original PC game summary please check my PC review. I plan to discuss the love/hate routes in detail since I ended up skipping those for obvious reasons in the PC version.
Seizh – So since Seizh is the most dislikeable character in this game I decided to do him first and get that SOB out of the way! ＼( ^o^)／ While there are 6 endings, only endings A appear to have CGs so once Seizh killed Asch in love/hate B I decided not to bother with the rest （ಠ_ಠ）. So they replaced the rape with them making out in an elevator (and asking some random dude to join in 😆 ) and some scene where Seizh pulls her on to the bed to make out some more. So yea I guess instead of raping her he’ll kiss her to death! The funny part about not having the rape overshadow everything, the obvious context of Seizh having some BL obsession with his brother was as visible as a fat person’s buttcrack. Everything was Leni Leni Leni Leni Leni. Well maybe in the original it was like that too but I was busy raging and flipping tables everytime he was raping Asche (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ Also since I ended up skipping the love/hate routes in the original I didn’t know what the endings were like so I guess this gave me a chance to read upon them…and in the love/hate end for Seizh Asche became basically his slave (doll? Lol.) She had this happy look on her face so it seemed like it was really cute if taken out of context but in reality……(#ﾟωﾟ )お断りだぜぇ. At least the pure love route has some cuter CGs such as them going to the amusement park together or cuddling on the couch under a blanket. Even if there was no rape in that route in the PC version, who wants to a loli with basketballs attached to her chest （ಠ_ಠ). So needless to say while the no rape was a major improvement to Seizh and made his love/hate route at least watchable, it was still pretty despicable and I still dislike him…but at least there was some cute scenes worth watching in both.
Leni – Ah Leni, how I love you! Leni was pretty sweet in both his love/hate and love/love routes. Don’t know about the rape in the original since I force skipped through it in order not to ruin Leni for myself. Basically in the love/hate Leni ended up fighting Asche to see who is stronger and more fit to be the maou. Leni obviously won and Asche is like yippie now we can
hump like rabbits kiss non stop! Also by this point Asche’s route reached my headache’s limit so I had to just turn it off.😆 While they included 1 kiss CG from the original game, they edited it so that they were just kissing rather than Leni tonguing that shit ヽ(= ´ ェ `=)ノうふふ♪ Also the ero scenes were replaced with some dream about Asche being Alice in Wonderland and Leni being the mad hatter or something XD? There was also more dates/kissy stuff added and some hugging CGs as well. I personally thought the new CGs made Asche look a lot older so she didn’t look like some weird deformed loli. Overall a very enjoyable route, as expected of Leninyan. ﾐｭﾐｭ（´ε｀* )☆
Sena – …..（ಠ_ಠ） Well what can I say, Sena was Sena. Since I sat through both of his routes in the original game there wasn’t really anything new to see. As usual ero scenes were replaced with either kissing or intense hugging but it felt like they also had Kishio add an extra bit of wangsty yelling while he was at it. I mean I thought he was gonna like lose his voice because of him yelling so much😆 There was 1 CG where in the original game they were totally naked humping but a simple photoshop of adding clothes now looks like they’re just kissing on the floor! It’s a miracle!😆 I completely forgot about the scene where he beats the crap out of nekoKyle and it made me rage again ( ಠ益ಠ ). Also there was totally that piano rape CG but hey just cover up Asche’s boobs and legs and they’re just…kissing! Lol yea you get the picture. I guess it was easier to do that than to add new scenes like for Seizh. Since there was no rape in either route I guess the lovelove route now felt “nicer” than the love/hate one which felt more manipulative and despicable. Too bad in the original I thought the opposite since the rape just overshadowed everything in the entire route sigh.
Kyle – Aughhh I completely forgot how much “KYLE KYLE KYLE” “HIMESAMA HIMESAMA HIMESAMA!” there was so I ended up having to turn Asche’s voice back off..again my god😆 Again without the rape it was a lot more obvious how much of a bitch Asche was being to poor Kyle and so honestly I was like “wow you know maybe that rape was justified in the original…” I mean I guess it didn’t occur to me but basically the whole time she’s acting immature and childish and sticking her boobs in his face…and she expects him not to react? lol okay little girl （ಠ_ಠ）. For some strange reason this time around I actually liked the love/hate route (but not the stupid ending) as it was less….annoying? While Kyle is quite |萌|･´∀`･)ﾊｧﾊｧ 萌えぇぇ↑ the constant himesama himesama thing started to get annoying pretty quickly. Also this route featured the final CG of them doing it – repainted with clothes on. It’s such a weird position that you look at it and wonder “why are they sitting that way and blushing so badly?” LOL yea. Sadly I cannot post the comparison on this blog as I’d like to keep it all ages xD. Speaking of all ages I went back to my post and realized that in the original Asche kept saying how much she wanted to screw Kyle but I guess they removed all those lines which is why it felt like something was missing xD.
Zero – This route was just strange. First a guide told me I need to get every single CG and I had some Kyle CG missing from his 2nd lovelove route end so I went to grab that first. Despite this the game refused to give me a good end so then I went and followed the PC guide to get Zero’s lovelove end. When I went on to do his love/hate end I realized I completely flew over it in the original PC game since I hadn’t remembered anything that was going on and it wasn’t in my post. (I guess all the rape made me ragequit or something who knows😆 ) In the love/hate route everyone like left Asche all alone so she ended up staying at Zero’s place as usual. Not much difference from the other route right?😕 Secondly the selection choices for this were weird. I followed the PC guide but then it went way off so I went back to the PS2 guide in hopes to recover the good end. In this one Asche basically said “screw everything I wanna be with the sexy vampire bishie”😆 And so that was that. Ugh but the sad look on Leni’s face broke my heart (´；ω；｀). Speaking of Leni, in the love/hate route Zero had some complex like Seizh did that “oh noes Leni will take you away from me.” Now that I think about it I bet this involved rape in his love/hate route int he PC game too ugh…maybe it’s a good thing I never played that and ruined Zero for myself😆
Once Leni & Seizh found out that Zero sucked Asche’s blood they started raging and attacked him but Asche got in the way to show that she chose Zero over them. Then Asche goes batshit and starts yelling that she refuses to go back and says to herself that she knows everything is her fault or some shit (°ω。). Leni, Seizh & Kyle give up and leave but Leni says it’s not over yet! Zero then admits that the “empty apartment” Asche saw was an illusion he created…and basically all those dreams and stuff he created so that she’d think the twins hate her and stay with him instead. Way to ruin a character for me! But then he’s all like “ok I feel bad now so you should go back to the twins” since you don’t love me and it’s all 1 sided but Asche is all like nooo I have Twilight Fever so I wanna be by your side!! They both decide they’ll be unhappy together or some crap god the wangst level was over 9000. So then they go back to living together again and Leni & Co. come back one more time for Zero just like in the lovelove route. This time instead of Asche stabbing herself, Zero grabs her and they attempt to run away but Leni & co. catch up to them anyway. Zero is about to give up and surrender but suddenly Asche’s magic powers return but in turn she accidentally kills everyone ( ´ﾟдﾟ｀). Lol damn I didn’t see THAT coming ugh wtf. So then Zero and Asche are back in his apartment pretending that he’s her tsukaima and she’s the maou. Wtf just what the fuck （ಠ_ಠ）.
Unan – You know what without the pr0n, Unan’s route is completely pointless😆 I mean the porn and her dominating him was the entire funny part! Without that he’s just an emo manchild who doesn’t understand his emotions. I mean Asche doesn’t even like force her kisses on to him except maybe once ?? In the 3P end with Leni, they removed him grabbing her boob and removed the tongues. Honestly I don’t know why they remove the tongues since they leave the slurping sound effects anyway! （ಠ_ಠ）I was wondering what the hell they were gonna do with that massive orgy end so I was like “what massive kiss orgy?” LOL HOW RIGHT I WAS! ﾌﾟｯ(※థэథ)∵.*.∵ So yea needless to say instead of screwing they all….made out with Asche. This is what I mean by the lack of pr0n in all these routes is just silly! So yea I guess for lols the R-18 version probably had Unan’s routes/endings best haha!😆
And now for the hell of it, here’s some comparison CGs between the 2 games! (Sadly I couldn’t use the ones where they were completely naked lol.) Anyway left will be PC, right will be PSP.
And last but not least, for those who played the PC game and are so curious about what the hell the “orgy” CG looks like:
Well what can I say? No rape is good right? I didn’t understand why they edited things out like tongues but they kept the slurpy sound effects anyway. Then they kept the 3P and orgy routes despite those being obviously sexual but instead drew them kissing? I can’t really understand if this game is trying to be pure or trying to push it as far as Japan lets them for PS2 games😆 But now without all the porn the game just felt…short and empty? And the parts that were long felt eternal simply because it was just angst and angst and more wangst since they couldn’t just solve everything with sex😆 I mean like I said above, the only route that just needs the pr0n for it to be funny is Unan. Everyone else didn’t really need it and well Sena was hateable with or without it😆 Okay well maybe his lovelove route was less hateable but it was more annoying because of Kishio yelling in my ears （ಠ_ಠ）. As always I loved Leni. The sad look on his face when you had to dump him (especially in Zero and Unan’s routes) broke my heart (´；ω；｀). I think if you’ve never played UTM it might be a good idea to play the PS2 version first to get the idea of how the game is like. Then if you’re ready to man up for some hard core rape and abuse, you can go play the R-18 game. Going from the PC to PS2 gave me a lot of bias so even though Sena and Seizh weren’t rapists in this one, the memories of the PC game made me hate them from the start😆 I guess this is why I would recommend this one before the PC one! I had to go back and re-read my PC review since I hadn’t played this in years to remember the plot and I made myself laugh. I think my posts were a lot funnier back then….ｼｮﾎﾞ━━━━(´・ω・`)━━━━ﾝ