Otome Game Review: Kannou Mukashibanashi Portable

So apparently this game is based on a set of drama CDs whose prominent feature is the dummy head mic. The dummy head mic makes it feel like the voice of the person is whispering in your ear so needless to say this being my first experience, I WAS REALLY FREAKED OUT (((( ;ﾟдﾟ))))ｱﾜﾜﾜﾜ. Our heroine, Himeko, has some hot butler man bed intrude into her room telling her he’ll read her some bedtime stories. The best part of course is that she can experience these stories by being the heroine in each one! It sounds too good to be true, and well it is because these aren’t your Cinderella fairy tales. These are mostly horror stories where Prince Charming is responsible for ending the heroine’s life :lol:. This time however, each story gives us multiple outcomes and “what if” scenarios, allowing the reader to experience a variety plot twists.

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Otome Game Review: Musketeer ~The Blood of the Knights~

So remember the good ol’ tale of the 3 Musketeers? Otomate came up with a BRILLIANT idea using the concept “what if D’Artagnan was a WOMAN and instead of being bffs with the 3 musketeers she got to hit dat sheit?” And so Musketeer was born! Our story starts when our heroine named D’Artagnan, (which I’m seriously shortening to Darty cause I’m not about to type that name out over & over in this post) is sent out to town to do some errands by her father. When she returns, some evil Gargoyle demon is attacking her father but being fragile & womanly all she can do is watch in horror as her father gets killed. Suddenly a hot dude shows up telling her that he was her father’s former pupil at the Chevalier school. He tells her that if she goes there she’ll find out the reason why her father was killed and will be able to train to get stronger! D’Artagnan decides it’s a good idea and decides to enroll there. She trains with the teachers on sword fighting and while there runs into the 3 most popular mans at the school: the 3 Musketeers. However, there’s a rule that if someone challenges you to a duel and you accept, the loser must swear loyalty to the opponent.

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Android Otome App Review: Chokkai Danshi ~Tsundere Danshi wo Kanbyou~

Your classmate/friend you always argue with, Shinji, gets sick.

Now you have to poke him and stare at him and give him fresh towels to make him get well soon.

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Android Otome App Review: OtoDeco♪

Well if Otomate wasn’t ripping you badly enough with their Calendars and Nails they’ve released a photo decoration app for iphone/android called OtoDeco. Basically you can take a photo or use an existing photo and add Otomate’s characters to it like this:

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Otome Android App Review: Osawari Danshi ~Nama cream x Koakumakei Kare~

Uh so if you figured out where to poke Shibainu shota, you can now start poking Mr. Whip Cream Ryota:

Story: Your loving boyfriend Ryota decided to bake you a cake but he’s a clumsy bastard and he ended up with whip cream all over himself! Now you must ~~lick it off~~ use a spoon to clean him up. It seems easy because hey the cream’s right there so you easily find where it is but….not so much. You have to get the cream off in a certain order and poke other parts of his body in order to get the bonus ending. I’ve been at this for like 2 days now with no luck. I’ve figured out where all the spots are but I guess if after a while I still can’t figure it out the order, I can pay $1.50 to get the guide since nobody on the internet is revealing it!!

If anyone’s figured out the correct order share the wealth xD; I recently got another app by this company that I’ll be reviewing in the next few days so stay tuned. In the meantime if this floats your boat, as it is voiced as well, you can pick it up at the android market or point your phone to the QR code below.