Otome Game Review: drastic Killer

The creators of the infamous bishie moan game Duel Love bring us this PS2 masterpiece! The game begins with some random voice asking you a survey which determines the heroine, Tachibana Toko’s character personality. Suddenly some dude with long hair takes her through a mirror to some kind of a grave. When she gets there she gets some new clothes and her hair grows longer. He then informs her that she’s a candidate for the position of queen and must marry one of the bishie princes of this world \( ^o^)/ . He also informs her that her real father is from this land of Inollad and that she’s got special powers sleeping inside of her. When they try to awaken her powers they fail and are returned back to earth, but not before blowing up the statue of the legendary goddess. The dude tells Toko that if she starts experiencing weird things or getting marks on her skin, to let him know immediately and he disappears. In order to get to the bottom of things, Toko must now sexually harass some hot mans to while trying to make it through high school!
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April Fools Roundup 2012

Being banned from Poupee is not a funny joke Katherine.

Ah well while last year was rather empty, this year looks to be pretty good as far as April Fools stuff is concerned!

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Android Otome App Review: Poke a Bishie ~Bread Master Lee~

Story: Your best friend, Lee, who is a bread maker one day finds himself in a floury mess! It’s now up to you to help him clean everything, including himself, up! m9( ゚д゚)ビシッ!!

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Mobage Review: Tulip wo Kimi ni

The stories here appear to be different based on which character you go after. This means that the heroine is also different in each one.  The only consistent thing is Nakagawa, the like guide for the mobage and the heroine’s “temporary boyfriend” in each story.

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Brownboxed Part 1

Well because something fucking crawled up Katherine’s ass, she’s been brownboxing people left and right…and I guess I got hit with it. From what I heard it’s if you login to your account from a different ip but……excuse me. Do you expect me to sit on my ass at home all day? I have work, I have a cell phone I’m not fucking home all the time but I may only have time to login to Poupee when I’m AWAY from home.

Anyway I sent an email to them asking to unblock me. I’ve been with this stupid site since 2008 and I even fucking bought your stupid jewels you stupid bitch. ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

I’ll have an update on this situation when I hear back from these idiots. Someone else on the poupee community who was there from 2008 recently got brownboxed because she shared an account with her siblings. When she got her account unlocked, ALL HER RIBBON ITEMS WERE GONE. What the fuck lol. That’s like….4 years of items. She’s going to continue but if they take all my ribbon items…I’m done. I received an email about this as well claiming I had an illegal item in my closet. What? I’ve never uploaded something that was NOT in some kind of category. How idiotic. Anyway I hope to have an update on this situation within a week.

Edit: So after a week of thinking through it, I’ve decided I’m just going to abandon my brownboxed account. I honestly don’t feel like waiting till the 9th to send them another email and then wait god knows how long until they get to it and unbrownbox me. I mean they didn’t even tell me what item it is that was considered illegal so for all I know I could be reported again and I’ll never know for what. So many stupid meager and jealous poupees on there (mostly from Japan obv). Seeing how all the items lately are ugly, the events suck and anything event remotely decent is jewels only, this is a great opportunity to say goodbye. It’s been nice updating all the events on this blog but I think my poupee days have come to an end.