I’ve been so disheartened by the amount of kusoge I’ve sat through recently that I decided to further damage myself by buying a kuso-mobile game! Fortunately, it was ironically entertaining for all the wrong ways so in a way, it was a worthwhile purchase for me. 😂 The story is about our heroine Mirai (age 19) who is studying to be a preschool teacher/nurse/whatever the translation wants her to be and her mom suddenly remarries. The new stepdad has 4 sons and he and the mom suddenly say they’re going to France to work for like 6 months or something. They tell Mirai to take care of her new otoutokuns but being a mobile game heroine, Mirai has about 45 minutes to fall in love with all of them from the moment I blow $11 on all their routes. 😂😂😂
Izumi is a 14 year old kuudere who doesn’t attend middle school cause he was bullied because his mom left them. Actually their mother is this alcoholic cheating ho who was a child abusive fuck until she left the family for another man. So yea depending on the age of the brother they react pretty umm badly towards women and Mirai in general. I mean I guess this could have been a deeper plot but well – mobile games ┐(´д`)┌. Anyway Izumi seems like the quiet guy who takes some time to open up to Mirai but HE’S THE LEWDEST ONE.
EITHER THAT OR I PICKED ONLY THE RIGHT CHOICES FOR HIS ROUTE?! I don’t know but he pushed her down on his bed in his room and gave her a hickey while the other just had uh hugs and hand holding??
WHO DECIDED THIS ROUTE WAS OK. HE’S 11.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
WHY ARE THEY CHEERING YOU ON. ヽ(。_゜)ノ Ahem, moving on.
I had high hopes for Itsuki man, he’s nearly the same age as Mirai (19) but younger by a few months. He had such a way with words.
He had such strong arm.
But sadly it was just drama about his stupid medical exam school exam and cooking dinner and the only thing that stands out is he looks like some kind of KPOP star. 😂
Fuck yea the bumbling oresama tsundere NOW WE TALKIN’.( *ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3ﾑｯﾊｰ Akane is 17 and the typical sports high school dude but he secretely likes idols and kyarabens lol.
WELL NO MIND THAT, GIMME DAT TSUN
Holy Lance boy? (＾ω＾)
Wait….that’s now how this is supposed to go….Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)ｶﾞｰﾝ
So then I guess they had to use the angry bullying girl trope and the crazy bitch pushes Mirai into the fucking river and then runs away going ITS NOT MY FAULT…UM IT VERY MUCH IS YOUR FAULT YOU PSYCHOPATH LMAO.
Uh well it was pretty much as bad as I had expected it I guess? The worst part was probably the translations:
Terrible translation aside I just couldn’t figure out the system. I picked random choices with no indication of whether they raise affection but all my endings were “good” ends. There was no Cgs at all but before I even started the game I clicked the “Album” button and it gave me what looked like the “ending” CG for each guy?? So I have no idea if there’s even bad or BEST ends and I couldn’t be assed to go back to redo any choices since I wouldn’t know what raises affection and what doesn’t. ಠ_ಠ The only good part of this system was that if you got out of the app it wouldn’t crash or lose progress so I could spam tweets in between playing to share in my misery (or amusement?) Also the artwork was actually pretty and the CGs that came in the album are actually kinda cute what a shame 😦
Anyway the game is actually free and you can read some tickets a day…but ain’t nobody got time for that so I just paid $11 for all the routes at once lol (it’s actually cheaper if you buy them all than buying 1 at a time.) This is currently available in English and Japanese on Google Play so if you want to enjoy it ironically feel free to grab it. I heard this company’s (Genius) other translations are just as terrible so maybe when I’m feeling masochistic I might buy one of their other games. And obviously in English, because the terribad translation is the best part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).