This is the first of a 3 game series by Rejet. The heroine is basically you, some high school girl who’s played her 8bit RPG game called Ultimate Quest and got all her characters to level 99. Unfortunately you really suck at RPGs and you’ve made your knight, mage, priest and thief suffer death multiple times and screwed up all their stats! 😆 Now your RPG 8 bit mans are angry that you’ve abandoned them and they suck you into the game via a bug that was inserted by the developers. The only way to get out is to complete 1 quest and so you have to pick whose quest you’re gonna complete to return home.
The Knight – The knight is the “hero” of the game and he’s pissed off that you’ve named him takuan! His quest is to gain some legendary sword by defeating a dragon. It’s a tough battle though because thief dies, mage is confused and the priest is silenced! It’s up to the knight to tank and finish off all on his own! After completing the quest, they all go to the bath where they jump over the wall to peep on the heroine but she hides behind her towel and throws buckets at their heads XD. (This is a common event in everyone’s routes.) In the good end, since the knight loves the heroine so much he returns to her world with her and becomes her live-in boyfriend! They ichaicha in the park on one of their dates. In the normal end, you stay back in the video game forever and she becomes a knight as well so he helps her level up. Once she does his grandiose plans are to take her back to the inn to bang so loud the inn keeper tells them that they’ve “had lots of fun last night” (/▽*＼)～♪ ｲﾔｧﾝ. In the CD he breaks shit cause he’s pissed that she got herself into trouble again but then takes out his frustration with some humping lol.
The Priest – The priest is supposed to be do-S and randy but in the end he just felt like a めんどくさがりあ to me more than anything. (He even babbled how everything is mendokusai in his drama CD track!) Rather than heal anyone, he just wanted to bone the heroine and then lie around all day doing nothing lol. During battles he refuses to heal unless you beg on your knees but usually when heals are needed, ain’t nobody got time for dat! He whines and complains but in the end, he’s the one who dies during his quest but has a self-resurrect spell prepared so that everyone including himself are taken care of. In the good end he returns with her to her world and complains that she’s busy with exams to pay attention to him. After some time their dates end up being ichaicha time in bed cause he’s too lazy to go out. In the normal end he says she shouldn’t be a priest like him cause he can heal both of them but she insists so he gives in. In the end, it’s just an excuse to heal-grope her after all her quests :P. I guess because of his character type, it even sounded like the voice actor himself was bored, especially during the kissing scenes (´・ω・｀).
The Thief – This guy is a panty thief and a kiss demon 😆 (He even steals the heroine’s underwear in the drama CD before getting down & dirty!) His quest is to get some tiara and he promises to let her wear it once he gets it. After completing the quest, he asks for a kiss reward that night in her room and then kisses her all over. Sadly like with all the other routes, she runs away from the hot mans! In the good ending, they ichaicha on a date at the art museum as he learns more about her world. In the normal end, they’re both thieves hunting for treasure and afterwards, he licks all the dirt off her face (๑´ڡ`๑). Thief guy is cute but for some reason I feel like the only thing that stands out about him to me all the scenes where he constantly steals her panties ＼( ^o^)／.
The Mage – The poor mage whose pretty magic attack cut scenes you’ve turned off in the options so he’s got nothing going for him! He’s like the most ignored one of the bunch so he’s pretty butthurt and incredibly sexually frustrated! His quest is to fight some ghost demon to obtain a magic book but only magic attacks work on it. That means the knight and thief can’t really attack and can only tank but then the mage runs out of MP! He uses his last bit to do a final attack and has the priest on standby in case a resurrection is needed. Once they defeat the monster and he regens his MP, he brings the monster back so he can kill it again and look cool. Unfortunately since all the flashy cut scenes are turned off, it doesn’t look like anything ／(^o^)＼ﾅﾝﾃｺｯﾀｲ. Now he’s wasted MP for nothing so he rages at the heroine demanding she flash her titties so he can quickly regen his MP back :lol:. In the good end, when he returns to her world his job ends up being solving cases of cheating spouses thanks to his magic. They go on an ichaicha date together cause he’s gotta make up for all that lost time. In the normal end, they’re both mages and he tells her that he’s chosen to leave his “magic cut scenes” off in order for her to stay with him. In the drama CD, he not only uses his magic to make her clothes fly off but he also uses it to make her really horny 😆 All the guys in this game just abuse their powers to bed the heroine!! 😄
That was short but fun! It was so short that you didn’t even need to use a guide. To get the good end just get the dude’s affection to 100 and to get the normal end get it to about 60. Jump will skip scenes, including endings but if you miss an end, you can always replay it in the scene gallery. So unlike most otome games, this one is more like a drama CD with visuals. The heroine’s lines are just XXXX and emoticons showing sweat drops or anger marks or blush marks etc. Therefore basically you’re the heroine and the 8bit mans are mad that you’ve been ignoring them after spending all that time grinding them to level 99! Still, because it’s so short, it doesn’t really matter because the scenes are fun anyway. I think it’s even more fun if you’re ever played any RPG game (even an MMORPG) because there’s a lot of stuff you can just sit and totally relate to. I think the quest battle scenes might actually be boring to someone who’s never touched an RPG before but I found them to be the most entertaining part of the game. (✧≖‿ゝ≖) While the game wasn’t dummy head mic, the drama CD was but sadly the tracks were only about 13 minutes long with all the randy parts beginning about 6 minutes in…and ending right before the guy’s gonna score, if you know what I mean. (●ゝω・●) My favorites ended up being Knight > Mage > Thief > Priest. Anyway short and sweet, I’ll definitely pick up the rest of the series and all the booklets and cards that came with it are definitely worth it. I loved all the sketches and character profiles in there so it was worth the 4000 yen in my opinion. If you enjoyed this game, I would definitely recommend checking out Real Rode because that one is a similar fashion but you can actually get a chance to go on an RPG adventures with your guy.