RPG Review: Star Ocean -The Divine Force-

And so we finished the last Star Ocean game we will ever play (and probably the last Star Ocean game ever because TriAce is bankrupt again.)

Warning: I curse like a drunk sailor because I forced myself to finish this game. 🤪

More like SHART Ocean the Divine FARCE

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RPG Review: Valkyrie Elysium

So because it was finally on sale during the holidays I decided to buy Valkyrie Elysium as I enjoyed the tutorial demo I played last year.  There will be ending spoilers in this post so be aware.

Unfortunately I didn’t realize the demo was basically a mirror of what the entirety of the game was going to be.

I hope you love trash mobs!

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RPG Review: Final Fantasy 7 -Crisis Core Reunion-

So after completing FF7R earlier this year, I was really excited to finally play a remaster of Crisis Core with the same new graphics. (Except the CGI scenes are still circa 2007 lol) Let’s see how things panned out!

This is a Zack x Aerith shipping zone (́◉◞౪◟◉)

Me? Gongaga!

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RPG Review: Stranger of Paradise -Final Fantasy Origin-

Because it was on sale and to celebrate me finally getting a PS5 (thanks to the PS5 in stock reddit) I decided to try out the Stranger of Paradise FF Origin demo. It was surprisingly fun and so I decided to buy the full game! There will be spoilers for Final Fantasy 1 as well as this game in this review so be aware!

下らん.😒

What if Final Fantasy no longer starts with POOP, BUTT, FART & ASS.

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RPG Review: Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

In the not-too-distant future, the earth has gotten into World War 3 and has become so corrupt it’s basically no longer inhabitable by humans. Because of this everyone has moved into space stations and has been trying to find life on other planets that they could help colonize for a place for humans to inhabit. Unfortunately due to the quick evolution by other extraterrestrial tribes, it has offset the balance of the universe and created the CHAOS that only our blonde Square Enix protagonist can destroy. 🤣

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