RPG Review: Metaphor:ReFantazio

I hated this game so much it took me 10 months to complete so I actually finished in the game’s real time. 🤣

moar liek MEHtaSNORE amirite?

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Nier:Reincarnation shutting down after 3 short years

Although it was painfully inevitable it looks like Nier Reincarnation will finally shut down after 3 years. I feel like this blog has become some kind of collection of “Games I’ve played that shut down” but since I didn’t blog much about Nier Reincarnation I guess it’s a little different from the rest.

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RPG Review: Star Ocean -The Divine Force-

And so we finished the last Star Ocean game we will ever play (and probably the last Star Ocean game ever because TriAce is bankrupt again.)

Warning: I curse like a drunk sailor because I forced myself to finish this game. 🤪

More like SHART Ocean the Divine FARCE

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RPG Review: Valkyrie Elysium

So because it was finally on sale during the holidays I decided to buy Valkyrie Elysium as I enjoyed the tutorial demo I played last year.  There will be ending spoilers in this post so be aware.

Unfortunately I didn’t realize the demo was basically a mirror of what the entirety of the game was going to be.

I hope you love trash mobs!

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Guest Review: Taisho Alice: Epilogue

Okay, that was a looooooooooot faster than I thought. It’s only one route, but seeing how much of a slog it took me to get through the previous episode I was expecting this to take me longer than a day to get through. But then I checked Steam and oops, they’re only charging half price for this one after all so I probably should’ve known better. Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, as usual spoilers ahoy, especially given the nature of how this epilogue plays out.

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