Now departing Gamerage Casino, all aboard!

For a while I’ve been falling out of pangya. I’ve tried to keep up with events but only a few kept my interest. I decided I would wait until Lucia’s birthday, since she is my main character before deciding whether to quit once more. When I found out you could get Lucia’s twin tails it was like a dream come true. On Pangya Korea, you could buy them for a few bucks and there was a choice of 6 styles and ribbons. I haven’t spent money on the game since January but I figured for the Lucia hair I’d throw in a few bucks. I was looking forward to it so much but then Gamerage decides to pull this b/s:

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Pangya Global pull your fucking head out of your ass.

You know normally when I think, of “first 174 players to enter” I’m under the assumption that there will be a 100 or 200 person rooms and a bunch of GMs inside or something. Continue reading “Pangya Global pull your fucking head out of your ass.”

Rage Quit Review: Hanayoi Romanesque

So I tried to play Hanayoi Romanesque today. I was warned it has a really annoying system but I figured hey I made it through games like Love Revo and Real Rode and Last Escort….it can’t be that bad right?

YES IT CAN (ಠ_ಠ)

So I’m going to explain why and save everyone the time and effort to even bother with this crap! The game works like this – you have to read dialogue sentences – and certain sentences act as a “stat” raiser. When a certain sentence comes up in the dialogue box you need to press X to collect that stat point. If you miss this sentence, have fun starting that entire chapter over (since it automatically asks you to save each time) or quicksave/save state after every single time you make a choice to make sure you don’t have to start from the beginning if you miss it. It’s irritating as hell because it’s not like an option that comes up on screen, it’s part of the dialogue.

Normally when I play otome games I tend to sort of glance at the dialogue and multi task etc ya know? I am a frequent user of auto-mode but here if you use automode you’ll miss like 3 important sentences within a 5 minute span. Now imagine doing this S&M session for 30 chapters (common route) + 3-4 chapters per guy with like 10 guys or something…

(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ 彡┻━┻

So yea needless to say I quit that shit faster than Dyse says “Mezawari da.” during Real Rode’s battle scenes 😆 So just from a first impression I don’t recommend this hell of a game to anybody. The art isn’t even that great. The seiyuus are okay and maybe the characters might have been interesting but the premise is as fun as watching paint dry.  I’m open to trying any クソゲー you hand to me but there’s only so much b/s I can take \( ^o^)/

Well good thing I quit this game when the quitting was good as the story apparently is a piece of shit too.

Thoughts regarding this whole PWC mess.


I’m glad that US gets to participate in the Pangya World Championship but the way it’s being handled on our side is pathetic. It’s pathetic to the point that I have to agree with that niconico commenter calling us DAMERICA because really that’s what it’s come down to.

On Japan you sign up, they give you a time, date, room and password so everyone has an equal chance to sign up. Additionally there are restrictions such as no rookies, quit rate less than 3% etc. What does the US do? Create a free for all nonsense tee time room, wait till it fills up with

1. idiots who don’t even know what PWC is and just jump into a room labeled “GM Tourney”
2. cheaters/hackers who can’t do mental math if you paid them and will be an embarrassment at PWC
3. morons who just want the initial prizes and if they happen to make it to PWC they will just run for it and we’ll have no actual candidates flying to Japan
4. actual pros (small %)
5. people who aren’t pros but want to try their luck

That’s funny somehow I wish this tourney was only for people in #4 and #5 categories but its obviously going to be mostly people in #1-3. And the best part is Ntreev/SGI thinks this is a great idea. They say “oh well we can point out pros instantly without having to do this tourney so we’re doing it to give everyone a chance.” Okay so you’re now excluding pros (who may not get in because some hacker got in) and letting some cheaters play and run off with prizes? Great idea guys! Way to embarrass America at PWC. Sigh I don’t even care anymore. I might try to get in for the hell of it even though I suck and I’ll be in like 90th place since I hate White Wiz anyway. 🙄

Also I find it ironic that this is for the American part of Pangya yet the tourney is being held at 4PM PST when most of west coast/central US players are at school or work. On east coast its 7PM so it’s ok for me but it seems like the time slot is better for no one other than Europe. What a joke honestly. 🙄

I made a song about Tartaros.


Use the melody of this video and sing along!

Lyrics below:

I see you making harder dungeons
Making enemies too tough and I’m like “fuck you!”
Ooh, ooh, oooh
I guess the +11 weapon
Wasn’t enough; I’m like: “fuck you!”
And fuck this game too!
I said if I was paying, I’d still be playing
Hah, now ain’t that some shit?
And although it pains me to quit
‘Cause of all this bullshit, well MK, fuck you!
Ooh, ooh, oooh

[Verse 1]
Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford 20 safeties
But that don’t mean I should have to yo
I guess after 50, this game is quite shitty
All my friends are quitting; off to Pangya they go
I pity the fool that blows their monthly check
(Damn, MK’s fulla shit)
Well…(makes all my friends want to quit)
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah why don’t you go leaving people to crash for a month 🙄

I see you making harder dungeons
Making things too tough and I’m like “fuck you!”
Ooh, ooh, oooh
I guess the +11 weapon
Wasn’t enough; I’m like: “fuck you!”
And fuck this game too!
I said if I was paying, I’d still be playing
Hah, now ain’t that some shit?
And although it pains me to quit
‘Cause of all this bullshit, well MK, fuck you!
Ooh, ooh, oooh

[Verse 2]
Now I know that I had to upgrade hard core
Making my weapons be at least level 10
Breaking 18 weapons, wasting time & money
Cause playing this stupid game ain’t cheap.
I pity the fool that blows their monthly check
(Damn, MK’s fulla shit)
Well…(makes all my friends want to quit)
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah why don’t you go do another bargain sale 🙄

I see you making harder dungeons
Making enemies too tough and I’m like “fuck you!”
Ooh, ooh, oooh
I guess the +11 weapon
Wasn’t enough; I’m like: “fuck you!”
And fuck this game too!
I said if I was paying, I’d still be playing
Hah, now ain’t that some shit?
And although it pains me to quit
‘Cause of all this bullshit, well MK, fuck you!
Ooh, ooh, oooh

Now MK, MK, MK why you gotta make mad?

I tried to tell their staff but they told me
“We don’t really care, too fucking bad”
(Too bad, too bad, too bad)
Why? Uh! Why? Uh!
Why MK? Oh I still wanna play this game
Oh, I’m gonna end up quitting, quitting..

I see you making harder dungeons
Making enemies too tough and I’m like “fuck you!”
Ooh, ooh, oooh
I guess the +11 weapon
Wasn’t enough; I’m like: “fuck you!”
And fuck this game too!
I said if I was paying, I’d still be playing
Hah, now ain’t that some shit?
And although it pains me to quit
‘Cause of all this bullshit, well MK, fuck you!
Ooh, ooh, oooh