Osomatsu-san The Game! Review

This game or whatever you want to call it terrible so this review will be short, bitter and without any spoilers. Why no spoilers? Because there’s nothing to spoil, there’s no real story. The plot requires you, a faceless gacha premade heroine to pick a MatsuNEET and get him a job by the end of the game.

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Osomatsu Game – Choromatsu Set Unboxing

Not shown in the photo is some kind of PS Vita sticker and also a code for a downloadable vita wallpaper that came with my game. No idea if this was part of Amazon (I coulda sworn I ordered without that option) or not. I honestly had pretty low expectations for this game, especially since I knew it wasn’t going to be an otome game but I found out something extremely shocking today: the game is not fully voiced. Not only that, but they actually put effort to go OUT OF THEIR WAY to replace voices with sounds you’d hear in some 1990s 8bit video game. Check out the youtube video below (scroll to about 3:40):

I didn’t expect an amazing story from the game but as a character game, I want my characters FULLY VOICED. That’s part of the charm! But instead I get this annoying sound that when I actually play this – I will probably actually just mute all the voices. For something I paid a LOT of money for, I very much regret it. I tend not to watch play movies to try to spoil less of the game for myself but now I regret not doing so. Had I know it was gonna be this bullshit I probably would have cancelled my order =_=.

Japan Cafe Tour 2017

No need to review Mister Donut becuase it was amazing and I miss it very much (´;ω;`)ブワッ

So as I mentioned in my last post I was in Japan and now that I’m back it’s time for a review of the many themed cafes that I’ve visited.

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Osomatsu App Review Roundup


Happy Valentine’s Day! Nothing like spending it with your 2D mans right? So because all the terrible vita otome games that I’ve suffered through lately and with the delay of Taisho Alice FD, I’ve fallen back on more mobile apps by getting a bunch of  Osomatsu apps that were released over the past year. I picked up PazuMatsu, Hesokuri Wars, Osomatsu Sanpo and TabiMatsu which I’ll be reviewing after the jump!

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