RPG Review: Trails Beyond the Horizon

I MISSED A SHIT TON OF IMPORTANT PLOT DUMP BECAUSE I DECIDED NOT TO GO INTO THE OPTIONAL SIDE DUNGEON, INSIDE THE FINAL DUNGEON, RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL BOSS (╯°益°)╯︵ ~ ┻━┻
trails within snowglobe
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RPG Review: Trails Through Daybreak II

Do you like FF13-2? Then this game is for you! 🤪
whoops! i uh kindaaaaaa accidentally booked our anime beach episode at little st. james island.
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RPG Review: Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak

I can’t believe it, people actually die here and don’t get brought back to life.😲 (Well that happens too, but it wouldn’t be a Trails game without zombie demons.)
brb taking my underage coworkers to go see Golden Blood unrated edition
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Otome Game Review: Olympia Soire

Our heroine Olympia, real name Byakuya, just turned 18 and has to find a husband to procreate with. Real summary after the jump cause it has spoilers. Warning: This game contains normalized misogyny and violence against women.

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Otome Game Review: Prince of Stride

Sakurai Nana is a farm girl from Hokkaido who transfers to Hounan high school in order to join the Stride team. She got inspired after seeing some youtube video called “best stride ever.mp4” (which btw on real youtube has nothing to do with this game). After transferring, she finds out the club’s inactive due to loss of members, because of some violence incident. Nana is determined to get the club running, so she helps recruit 2 more members and the 5 man stride team + relay-tioner Nana is complete. A “relay-tioner” role is that of someone who guides the striders during their runs so they can meet up with tag their other team members. The stride relay race takes place in various locations such as cities and even amusement parks, and they basically run parkour style throughout, jumping over various obstacles such as fences, cats, and elderly grandmothers to reach the goal. Aside from being their guide, Nana also gives them magical otome powers in order to GIVE THEM THE COURAGE TO BE THE VERY BEST.

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