RPG Review: Trails Beyond the Horizon

I MISSED A SHIT TON OF IMPORTANT PLOT DUMP BECAUSE I DECIDED NOT TO GO INTO THE OPTIONAL SIDE DUNGEON, INSIDE THE FINAL DUNGEON, RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL BOSS (╯°益°)╯︵ ~ ┻━┻
trails within snowglobe
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RPG Review: Trails Through Daybreak II

Do you like FF13-2? Then this game is for you! 🤪
whoops! i uh kindaaaaaa accidentally booked our anime beach episode at little st. james island.
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RPG Review: Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak

I can’t believe it, people actually die here and don’t get brought back to life.😲 (Well that happens too, but it wouldn’t be a Trails game without zombie demons.)
brb taking my underage coworkers to go see Golden Blood unrated edition
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RPG Review: Tales of Zestiria

I want those 28 hours of my life back. ( ´_ゝ`)

We had the displeasure of playing this god awful game that I want to erase out of my mind. Fortunately, it was extremely forgettable and on top of that I ended up ragequitting 75% into the game and watching the remaining cut scenes on youtube. 😬 As usual, Kanade’s commentary will be in blue.

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RPG Review: Tales of Vesperia -Definitive Edition-

So after playing Tales of Arise I got sucked into the Tales universe after another crazy Steam sale where these games, normally $50, were like $8 lol. I first began with Tales of Symphonia, but I basically ended up ragequitting after 1 night of archaic JRPG bullshittery and moved on to Vesperia. Fortunately Vesperia came with 2 free DLCs that boosted my stats and gave me crafting items to make weapons that I don’t get until end game if I were to do it the legit way. 😈 As usual my husband’s comments are in blue.

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