RPG Review: Trails Beyond the Horizon

I MISSED A SHIT TON OF IMPORTANT PLOT DUMP BECAUSE I DECIDED NOT TO GO INTO THE OPTIONAL SIDE DUNGEON, INSIDE THE FINAL DUNGEON, RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL BOSS (╯°益°)╯︵ ~ ┻━┻
trails within snowglobe
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RPG Review: Trails Through Daybreak II

Do you like FF13-2? Then this game is for you! 🤪
whoops! i uh kindaaaaaa accidentally booked our anime beach episode at little st. james island.
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Otome Game Review: Puss in Combat Boots

Primula decided it wanted to do its own rendition of Nier Replicant but with cat people instead of robots. Unfortunately it went as “great” as Miqo’te players dancing the Bees Knees in 2Butt bottoms in Limsa Lominsa. Warning spoilers ahead because I cannot rant about the ridiculous “final ending” without spoiling out the wazoo.

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Otome Game Review: Himehibi -Another Princess Days White or Black-

Kisakino Emi is an orphan whose parents died in a car accident when she was in middle school. She’s been living at an orphanage but attending a local high school so other than that part she was just your avg high school girl. One day she gets an invitation to a fancy ass all boys school owned by the rich Sumeragi corporation. Their goal is to have a girl, a “Princess” so to speak be in the school for a year to help them test waters to make the school reopen as a mixed gender school (just like with all the other HimeHibi games.) Unfortunately there’s a catch – she cannot tell her friends, or anyone, as it’s a top secret project, so they basically cut off all her communication and force her to live as the Rapunzel of Sumeragi Gakuen.

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Otome Game Review: Olympia Soire

Our heroine Olympia, real name Byakuya, just turned 18 and has to find a husband to procreate with. Real summary after the jump cause it has spoilers. Warning: This game contains normalized misogyny and violence against women.

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