The daughter of an beachhouse owner Yurie Evangeline is told by her father to take care of the house and its guests while he’s out on business. However Yurie didn’t expect that suddenly she has to take care of 4 brothers, all of which are vampires. Also I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the heroine has the same name as the person who wrote this game 😆 Be warned this game’s R-18 so read at your own risk!
Faust Valente – Faust is the oldest of the Valente brothers. He’s also extremely randy and is always trying to get into Yurie’s dress. ／(^o^)＼ﾅﾝﾃｺｯﾀｲ Despite this he has the refined skill of playing the piano and isn’t just always getting drunk on the living room couch. His piano is so good often fairies fly in to listen to it. Faust is also a bed intruder and also loves randomly groping Yurie’s behind every single day. So then Faust goes MIA for a bit and Yurie gets lonely when he’s not grabbing her ass every 5 minutes. He comes back apologizing for grabbing her ass so much and then asks her out on a date to make up for it. Their date is interrupted when some random demons are like “come with us princess” to Yurie, but Faust is able to protect her. After this she starts letting him sekuhara her more and more cause she actually begins to like it and she also notices that he’s no longer manwhoring at bars anymore. So then they get into bakkapuru mode and he does such things as braid her hair and do some hard core making out. (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3ﾊｧﾊｧ Well all that making out gives Faust like a huge boner and I guess she feels bad that he’s holding back so she decides to relieve him and give him a blow job. Sadly our mary sue apparently never had sex ed and she doesn’t even know what that “salty liquid” is! （ಠ_ಠ）
The first ero CG looked like she had fallen on the glass floor while cleaning and smacked her head cause lol both of them were FULLY CLOTHED so yea Love Drops flashbacks here xD. Faust also decides to move on from sucking the blood from her neck to her….thighs 😆 In the 2nd ero CG his wang just looked GIGANTIC and he was fully clothed while she was naked. I mean what is this some eroge? I wanna see naked mans not naked girls wtf （ಠ_ಠ）. So then like Tony the Tiger comes into her yard and starting beating the living shit out of Faust. Before he dies like a sack of potatoes suddenly Yurie unlocks her MAGIC POWERS and defeats Tony! As I expected she’s some vampire princess or something and the 4 brothers knew about this which is why they came to this house in the first place. They were her guardians until she had awakened her powers to protect her from the evil dooers like Tony the Tiger :lol:. So they have some celebratory sex and then Faust says that he is going to stop running away from his duty of being the leader of the “Fire” clan. He goes to hell take the test to so that he can then get stronger to protect Yurie because apparently she’s just SOOO amazing that not only do the demon clans need her but the EARTH needs her as well! ヽ(。_゜)ノ
Yurie decides to join him on his adventures to the underworld and do the test with him together. Turns out all he has to really do is use DA POWER OF LOVE to successfully pull out her “flame heart” but if he doesn’t succeed Yurie will die! Of course he succeeds and the two of them end up living happily ever after (?) as the King & Queen of the underworld or something. In the epilogue Yurie reveals that she’s preggo ／(^o^)＼ﾅﾝﾃｺｯﾀｲ. If you do the route without giving him enough blood he gets irritated and decides to shove his fingers into Yurie’s mouth. (which made her scream so much my ears bled.) Tony the Tiger shows up again but this time instead of turning into some innocent angelic princess, she becomes this slutty DARK PRINCESS (who just LOOOVEES dick now) lmfao ＼( ^o^)／ . Of course then if you keep refusing to give blood to Faust, the 4 brothers give up I guess and decide to leave the inn. In Faust’s other bad ending, she becomes Dark Princess and makes Faust her sex slave. REVENGE! Lmfao okay I would have preferred this in Joshua’s ending again cause he was so much more hateful lol. Erm…okay lol I love how this game clearly sends the message that by being evil you are sexual and by being sexual you are an evil whore who makes your man cry manly tears on the inside. Well Toriumi didn’t do much different than the usual R-18 roles I heard him in but Faust was a drunken, hairy ossan lol so I can’t really say I liked him that much to begin with.
Mikhail Valente – Since Mikhail is annoying to write Mike it is! 😆 Anyway Mike is the resident wangster and while I thought he’d be wangsting for a while, he actually became dere quite fast. He’s always like Mr. He spends his time wangsting in the garden alone until Yurie starts stalking him there and forcing him to entertain her with conversations. He also grows some nasty hentai tentacle monster plant in the garden for shits & giggles. Yurie decides to just keep whoring herself as a blood bank to Mike who gladly accepts (as he rips his jaws into her adam’s apple.) So then one of Mike’s books starts trippin’ balls and talking to Yurie saying “touch me, you know you want to” and well if you do – bad end. Fortunately Yurie rages and yells at the book and says she don’t need the damn thing to find out about Mike! Uh okay you do that guurrrl. If that wasn’t bad enough, Mike’s ex-girlfriend Julia shows up at the beach house, asks to see some kind of flower in the garden and when Yurie refuses, Julia disappears. And then some silent werewolf shows up (silent because Sugar Beans couldn’t afford sound effects) and after Mike defeats him, he feels that now he has the right to bed intrude in Yurie’s room. He’s so deredere for her he actually just watches over her all night cause she doesn’t feel well and the next day he starts helping her with various chores. (✧≖‿ゝ≖)
He then explains to her about the Vampire Princess thing and how even though she was born a human, it is still possible to “awaken” her powers. Oh well no point in telling me all of this text dump Mike cause I played your brothers route and I kinda know already :lol:. Mike tells her that she doesn’t need to freak out about her powers and that the brothers all came here to watch over her and protect her. And well turns out that Yurie is actually Julia’s reincarnation and in the past Julia had gone berserk with her powers and Mike was forced to kill her. Mike finally tells Yurie the truth about Julia, and suddenly they profess their love to each other and make out in the sunset. ヽ(。_゜)ノ And yea needless to say not a moment too soon they start humping in his room. Things don’t last happy for too long because then Julia shows up with her wolf to attack Yurie again. Yurie starts to realize that her powers are on the verge of awakening whether she likes it or not. Turns out that it wasn’t Julia but some random demon who took the form of whatever he could make – which ended up looking LIKE Julia. He did this so that he could destroy Mike because of that whole clan war thing going on since Faust’s route. He ends up defeating the fake Julia telling him that he’s just a dumb ossan and apologizes to Yurie for not noticing her problems earlier. In addition, turns out this dude was the one who made Julia go berserk back in the past as well. And so after a long battle they defeat the bad dude and Yurie tells Julia’s spirit to come back inside of her so they can both love Mike “together”.
After she tells Mike that Julia’s inside of her, he apologizes to both Yurie and Julia and says that while Julia’s important to him, he only loves Yurie. And so Yurie pushes him down on her bed and starts having her way with him, but yea SB game and he turns the tables on this situation rather quickly. Damn, it was so hot the other way around. (´・ω・｀) So they then end up humping but they’re both SO FULLY CLOTHED it just looks like they were sitting there and hugging or something. （ಠ_ಠ）The two of them return to the underworld & live happily ever after. In the epilogue they have a baby (does this make him the main guy??) In the good end, Yurie has no idea why she keeps feeling like there’s someone inside of her but she don’t care cause she got Mike protecting her. She spends time alone with him because Joshua & Aron returned to the underworld to take care of their father. In bad end 2, she..literally rips his heart out by stabbing him in the chest & grabbing it :;:;:;:;ガ―｛´_｀゜|||｝─ン;:;:;:;. In bad end 1, he puts her in some kind of laboratory test tube because he didn’t want to kill her completely and this was the only way to keep her sanity I guess. In Mike’s other bad end, if you touch the evil book then you die. In the other one if you let the fake Julia into the garden, the evil hentai tentacle plant that Mike spawnned eats Yurie lol.Well compared to Faust, Mike definitely had a better story and almost felt like the true guy since the whole reincarnation thing. I thought he’d be this huge douchebag whiner at first but he ended up being really sweet and caring for Yurie so I actually liked him a lot near the end. I just kinda wish that Maeno put more EMOTION into the voice acting…sometimes I felt like I was listening to a robot…
Joshua Valente – Joshua is the token shota and he has a pet hamster named Hams. This whole route just felt creepy since Joshua acts like he’s 10 year old and his room is filled with stuffed animals and toys. （ಠ_ಠ）Not only does he like stuffed animals, but he actually has real wild animals coming to hang out with him like he’s Snow White or something :lol:. After drinking some of Yurie’s blood Joshua gets comfy and asks to sleep in her bed, and of course if you refuse -> bad end so take note lol. It seems all innocent but in actuality he’s just an eroshota who randomly starts becoming like Faust and grabbing her thighs & boobs randomly :lol:. He even brings her to the middle of the forest for an “innocent picnic” but they end up humping by the riverbank instead. ＼( ^o^)／ I guess all the humping is too intense for Joshy and he passes out with a fever and starts going into yandere mode. After he recovers and they hump in the bathtub (where it looked like Yurie’s torso doubled in size) some evil eagleman comes down after Yurie. Turns out he’s just following orders from this shota named Algernon who has a massive BL obsession with Joshua. He rages SO HARD that this DISGUSTING WOMAN has taken his BLShota love away! (Kaji y u rape my ears) Joshua tells shim to GTFO cause he thinks of him as only a childhood friend. Faust & Mikhail tell Yurie that in order to cure Joshua’s disease he needs to have some kind of purification ceremony done or something. Before the day of his trip to hell he asks Yurie for one last chug of blood and IT JUST SO HAPPENS that when he drinks it, she awakens her inner Vampire Princess!
At the same time it magically heals Joshua’s “disease” and suddenly everything’s resolved! The other 3 brothers return to the underworld but Joshua insists on staying on earth with Yurie. They hump (which looked like pushups cause he was fully clothed ww) and then in the epilogue Joshua’s got some pet sitting service at Yurie’s place. It was an okay ending but I think the fact that they randomly dressed him up in a sailor uniform like some trap shota really made me uncomfortable. (ㆀ˘･_･˘) In the Dark Princess end, it’s actually more interesting because it feels like Joshua’s real personality instead of this fake boku-shota shit lol. He basically ends up giving in to his fever and awakening the Vampire Prince within him. He then grabs Yurie, who is his Vampire Princess and takes her to the underworld castle where Algenon is. When he gets there he tells Algernon & his sister Henrietta that he’s going to claim this castle for himself and become the underworld king. ／(^o^)＼ﾅﾝﾃｺｯﾀｲ He beats everyone up, gets a horrible fashion sense outfit (Evil Hams included) and keeps Yurie locked up in some room in the castle until she awakens as the Dark Princess. ( ﾟ,_ゝﾟ) And so after he pokes her cooter some time later BAM she instantly awakens and the first thing they do is hump like rabbits. After that they live evilly ever after in the underworld! Well I supposed its weird but it feels less fake & pointless like the shota trap pet sitter end. (ㆀ˘･_･˘)
Curious on what the deal with the bad ends I did bad end 2 first where basically you have to refuse to ever give Joshua blood. He gets sexually frustrated and one day while they’re in the kitchen he rips her pantsu off, sticks honey up her cooter and then uses that as a lube before he sticks his ding dong inside. ヽ(。_゜)ノ He then sticks it in her pooper and afterwards instead of being like angry or something she’s like “I’m so upset at myself for being jealous of your former lover!” Sigh. I don’t even pity you anymore lol. And so after Joshua returns to the underworld, Yurie is abducted by Algernon and then raped by some tentacle monster. （ಠ_ಠ）I mean honestly with this kind of end I start to wonder……WHO is this game targetted for? In the Dark Princess bad end, Yurie eventually awakens as the dark princess but then she doesn’t last too long & uh dies. Not sure why she outlived her life span in the other routes but I guess here she dies and then Joshua bawws at her grave. In Joshua’s other bad ending, he goes nuts from his inner vampire prince crap and goes running off into the forest with Yurie chasing him. Turns out it was just Algernon pretending to be Joshua and he kidnaps Yurie. Hmm yea Joshua’s route was LONG. It may not seem like it from my summary but it was really LONG and there sure was a lot of sex for the shota character. I was like wth can you guys just do something other than screw ヽ(。_゜)ノ. It also felt like every end but the “happy” end really were the “truth” about Joshua and the happy end where he didn’t become a crazy yandere felt like some kind of fake coverup. Lol man honestly it was so long and his voice was so aggravating I couldn’t wait for it to end. The tentacle end was like the last straw for me where it made the game go from “neutral” to “ew” at that point.
Aaron Valente – Aaron is a precious bby and he often spends his time with Yurie in the kitchen trying out all the stuff she’s cooking. They enter a best couple contest for the hell of it, and end up winning a year supply of cakes. He asks to drink her blood a few times and it’s such a puppy face look how can she say no？(๑￫ܫ￩๑) Aaron also takes her sailing on a nice boat and they also go swimming in the sea with some fish. Afterwards they both realize that they’re in love with each other and they have some sexy time on the beach. Anyway everything’s going swell until JOSHUA’S BL LOVER ALGERNON SHOWS UP AND MAKES YURIE GO BLIND ALL BECAUSE HIS STUPID CUNT SISTER HENRIETTA’S IN LOVE WITH AARON. ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Aaron demands that Aljerknon take the curse off but he refuses. Aaron returns to Yurie and says that even if she’s blind he’ll love her anyway. щ(ಥДಥщ) So then the dumb shota makes a deal with Aaron that if he defeats all of his nasty failed experiment subjects without falling over or having Yurie receive a single scar, he will restore Yurie’s vision. He gets beat up to the point of like blood everywhere (poor guy) until Yurie can’t take this shit no more and she awakens the Vampire Princess within her. (´；ω；｀) Fuck you Sugar Beans for being so cruel to the nicest and sweetest guy in the game. ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Anyway uh somehow this resolves everything and they return to earth where some time later Yurie & Aaron get married and live happily ever after. Uh yea I don’t know what happened to the shota plot or why she regained her vision but okay? 😕 In the epilogue they’re getting ichaicha at the beach. Sadly this is Joshua’s ONLY good end route as all the other routes within him are for other characters or bad ends OTL. And so in Henrietta’s ending I managed to pick up an extra ero scene for Aaron that I didn’t get in his regular run. Unforunately I clearly missed out on nothing because in the CG her hands looked like blobs, and her nose & nipples went missing in action. ヽ(。_゜)ノ So then Henrietta shows up at the beach house, bitching that Yurie’s stealing “her man” and demands they have an iron chef battle to win his heart lol. This shit dragged on and I got sick of Henrietta’s voice grating my ears so I just skipped to the end where absolutely nothing happened except that Aaron said that he sees Henrietta as a little sister no matter what & loves Yurie. Bleh I would have preferred another ending for Aaron instead of this crapola. In Algernon’s end, he turns into Aaron and lies to Yurie saying that he’s engaged to Henrietta and that Yurie’s only a blood bank to him.
Yurie falls for it and goes moping in the woods until she runs into Algernon who’s become a massive tsundere. He takes her to the underworld and when she tells him off he locks her up in a room in his castle out of rage. When Yuri yells at him for being a bad shota, she reminds him of his sister and it triggers his massive siscon. He then goes extremely deredere for her begging her to stay at his castle & play with him, even giving her a foot massage 😆 LMFAO THIS WAS LIKE THE BEST ENDING OF THE WHOLE GAME |萌|･´∀`･)ﾊｧﾊｧ 萌えぇぇ↑ . Too bad he had to be this nasty BL freak shota in Joshua’s route lol. In Aaron’s bad end 1, Yurie turns into dark princess and like sucks on his wang without letting him cum by tying a ribbon around it. She sits there making him apologize all because of the shit Henrietta & Algernon did….it’s not even his fault! (ㆀ˘･_･˘) Poor baby…this kind of shit should have been done to that idiotic shota Joshua instead. In his other bad end because Yurie refuses to go on a nice boat with him, he suddenly decides to go on a journey out to the sea~ for a long time. (´･ω･`；) If you don’t get the tsundere shota end, instead Aaron saves her and they end up getting randy on the couch back at home. I guess this counts as a good end for him?? Too bad there was no CG. In one of the other endings I was picking up Yurie bitches that she’s giving up her vision forever but Aaron tells the dumb cow to stfu because he isn’t giving up. Man honestly Aaron….had the best personality in the game and yet he gets this kind of crap route and cop-out endings. Yet we got Joshua with like 6 freaking ero scenes for a god damn shota. ヽ(。_゜)ノ
Other ends – If you ignore the guys the dad gets into an accident and gets hospitalized so Yurie has to leave the beach house and take care of him. In the other bad end after Yurie sees the vampire blood sucking she freaks out and runs away into the woods. In the omake that I finally opened (after massive frustration), all the boys complain over dinner that they don’t like certain foods. Yurie flips the table and rages at them telling them to STFU and not complain. WOW if only she had this much balls in all the regular routes! So then Yurie watches as the boys do all the dishes afterwards and then they all come completely high to her room. Turns out they ate some kind of mandragora plant that she cooked for dinner which I guess makes them drunk & horny 😆 They jump and throw their grabby paws all over her in bed while saying they love her so I guess this consits as a harem end? 😄
Ughh good riddance. Thanks to this game, I will never play an R-18 otome game ever again. There was no rape, but the story and overall feel was such CRAP and the bad ends fghskgsgd. Ok let me be coherent before I write a wall of rage here. First the game glitched on me by crashing when I pressed continue. I guess this set off another glitch which erased my progress with Faust and so when I did every single end in the game I couldn’t figure out why the hell the omake wasn’t opening. I almost rage quit till I realized that my Faust progress froma week earlier was gone so I force skipped my way to the end and BOOM omake opened~! I am pretty sure there had to be 2 or maybe 3 artists working on the CGs. The sprites looked different and more cleaner than some of the CGs which felt unfinished. We did a head count and Yurie was missing her nose in 23 of the CGs. Really you couldn’t draw a damn dot? 😆 In some of the ero scene CGs, particularly for Mikhail, they were FULLY CLOTHED or HE WAS FULLY CLOTHED AND SHE WAS FULLY NAKED. As I mentioned in my rant post earlier, I don’t wanna see naked womenz, I wanna see naked mans! It was so bad that in one of Aaron’s CGs his ding dong looked like it was just cut & pasted on TOP of his jeans. Lol really now? They continuously reused the blood sucking CGs. In fact some routes (Faust/Aaron) felt like they were just trying to waste time by having him ask for blood like 6 times in a row just so they could recycle the blood sucking CG and bgm and just have the voice actor spit out maybe 2 new lies :roll:. The BGMs felt like they were ripped out of Under the Moon & Uta no Prince Sama. If you saw my broadcast you know which ones I’m talking about. My biggest beef is the message this game is sending to its players: If you are sexually confident you’re a whore. If you are evil you’re a whore and by being evil you in turn then become a whore. In all the “bad ends” where Yurie took charge, she also became this Dominatrix Queen who would abuse the guys completely. The worst part being that the ones who DESERVED it didn’t get it. Nope they just got to have some happy sex while the one guy who WAS THE MOST PRECIOUS BABY got the short end of the stick, horrible pun intended. :;:;:;:;ガ―｛´_｀゜|||｝─ン;:;:;:; The additional characters in Aaron’s route (I won’t spoil) grated my ears arrgghhh. You know I almost NEVER force skip unless there’s a glitch but I just couldn’t take that stupid loli yelling in my ears. On the topic of yelling I had to turn off Yurie’s voice during the ero scenes cause I think she blared out more than the guys did. In fact in a lot of ero scenes I barely heard the guy and they sounded like they were extremely bored – especially Mikhail. It seemed like only Joshua was the one MOST INTO IT but it woulda been better if he didn’t look like he was 10 in half of his CGs ugh. Blah yea I am done with SB, I am done with R-18 games – someone else is gonna have to suffer through Little Cheese’s & hiyo’s upcoming disaster. ( ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)