I had no idea what to expect going into this game other than it had some pr0n. Unfortunately after finishing 1 route, I realized that was a good thing as pretty much that’s all there is to this game. The setting is about a woman named Vivian who lives in a huge mansion and cannot leave the town she is in. The reason is because she was born from the red & blue moon and every time she turns 19, on the day of the Fennec Axis(?) she fights with this erojiji named Dowth (who’s actually just a tsundere jiji in love with her) and then she turns into a baby. She’s repeated this cycle 99 times so she’s actually 2000 years old even though at the beginning of the game she’s “18”. Not much going on here except porn & badly directed fight scenes but let’s move on!
Christopher Luckenbooth – I believe Chris is supposed to be the “main” hero of the game as you can complete him from the first play. He also has the most amount of endings in the game….but despite this, in his route Vivian screwed other guys and poor Chris didn’t even get to get laid until the very end (´･ω･`；). Chris comes to Vivian’s place to train to be a butler but the poor guy keeps getting made fun of by everyone there. The fairies keep teasing him and making him get lost around the mansion and all the ladies there make fun of him because he’s an obvious virgin 😆 He falls in love with Vivian pretty quickly and I guess the frustration of her doing it with other dudes gets to him that he keeps having orgy dreams about her 😆 So then a bunch of pointless events happen and all of a sudden I guess we’re near the end of the game so Chris is like ZOMG VIVIAN I KNOW ITS BEEN LIKE 3 MONTHS BUT I LOVE YOU and Vivian’s like “I think I like you the most out of my boy toys too” so Chris finally gets to score. So then Chris decides he has to return to Landen and graduate from school so he can become a super butler but he’s all upset that he’s leaving Vivian and that she doesn’t stop him before the Fennec Axis night. On his way he notices the red & blue moon and worries about Vivian so he rushes back and runs into midst of battle where Vivian is fighting Dowth with Hakkaku & Petunia.
Tees also dies because he’s actually part of Dowth so he gets sucked into him, and Edrick dies protecting Vivian. Chris then has 6 endings even though there’s only 3 original Cgs…the rest are repeats. After defeating Dowth Vivian’s about to disappear and Chris cries a river but then suddenly she doesn’t disappear because she’s magically become human! So then Chris & Vivian get married & live happily ever after. End 2 Chris doesn’t marry her and instead ends up being her butler forever until they both get old & die and their spirits are taken to heaven by the dragons & fairies (zomg I cried for some reason (´；ω；｀) ). In ed 3 there’s no CG but Chris returns to Landen meh. So when you do the 2nd run of the game (again pointless new dinner/sub char scenes) Chris now takes Vivian’s powers to “hold on to” until she needs them and she becomes a human and marries him (ed 4) or he stays her butler forever (ed 5). In Ed 6&7 it’s the same thing except Tees is still around and Vivian doesn’t become human. In the harem end Vivian tells Edrick not to die and tells Dowth she’s bored of fighting him so suddenly everything miraculously works out and Vivian’s back to having her man harem tend to her every moment. Blah. It all just felt so anti climatic to me…even though it was Chris’ route (??) I felt like it was everyone’s route especially with that final harem end. If you do all the Chris ends it unlocks the final Chris CG which is kinda cute and probably the only reason to bother with all the repeat endings.
Edric Bran Clonmacnoise – If you think Chris’ route was short Edric flew by me so fast before I knew I sat there wondering what even went on in his route. Edric was basically a knight assigned to protect Vivian in the past but he got hurt in battle and was supposed to die when he drowned in that lake. Vivian I guess was in love with him or something so she gave him some of her magic powers in order to keep him alive. So basically now Edric is an eternal zombie and he’s been with Vivian for like 800 years as she goes from baby – 19 year old cycle. Needless to say Edric is a bit jealous and posessive of Vivian so he had to instill it in himself that she just loves dick, no matter who it belongs to and so he has to just shut up and deal with it. In reality Edric only wants Vivian to himself and often he contemplates killing both Vivian and himself because the angst just gets the best of him. His sexual tension is so bad that at one point Tees pins him down to the bed while Vivian has her way with him (by also shoving her fingers up his ass) but that doesn’t stop the 2 of them from not talking to each other. Later on they make up and then have some makeup sex while Vivian comments that he’s gotten “better” since his first time 😆 The end they fight the erojiji as usual, and Edric doesn’t die and instead Vivian turns into a baby and they repeat the cycle all over again. Meh…I actually really thought Edric was |萌|･´∀`･)ﾊｧﾊｧ 萌えぇぇ↑ but yea his lack there of anything for a route…In other news for once Yusa Kouji was on the end of the rape stick 😆
Tees Finvarra – Ugh if Edric’s route wasn’t empty enough, I don’t even know what to write about Tees except, fucking! Lots of fucking! Also Tees is a pedobear! He freaking waits for Vivian’s hormones to start acting up everytime she’s reborn and then takes her virginity 😆 Tees has so much freaking ero in the game that there’s literally only 4 safe CGs I could even use for my post. Fortunately not much to write about so I only needed one… Tees is like the head cook I guess so he’s often making various dinners for everyone. He’s the master of the kitchen so he gets pissed when Vivian comes into it saying she wants to cook (by cook I mean destroy) his workspace! I mean the only highlights of this guys route are Vivian grabbing his cock while he’s peeling potatoes and then making him stiff and then going “lol I’m bored bye”. So then that night he takes his revenge and crawls into her bed and screws her too. They both refer to his cock as his “pocket monster”. You will never look at Pokemon the same way again m9（＾Д＾）ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰｰｰｯ The night before Fenix Axis Tees is all like “oh noes Vivian I’m scared so I have to fuck you like 100 times until you pass out!” If that wasn’t bad after they defeat the erojiji, they both end up humping for eternity as they float away into the sky~ (*´∀`*)ﾉ｡+゜*｡……………..(ノTωT)ノ ┫:・’.::・┻┻:・’.::・おらっ～ I give up lol, if Tees wasn’t any indication, this is just a やるゲー。
Grim Hakkaku Capelthwaite – Hakkaku’s route was short but sweet. Sadly the ending was Edel Blume level balls and the fact that as a human he was an ossan made some serious scenes look ridiculous. So basically that CG at the beginning of the game that shows loli Vivian with some dead shota & dog next to her…this route throws the spoiler right in your face: The dog is actually Hakkaku and the shota is actually Petunia. Turns out I guess Vivian used some magic powers and merged them with some other spirits or something which is why Hakkaku (originally Kohaku) became a dragon wolf thing and Petunia (originally Cecil) became a loli. The names Hakkaku & Petunia were given to them both by Vivian so of course both of them love her very much and owe their lives to her in the same way that Edric did. Hakkaku is the loving wolf who all the kids love to play with, he often loves swimming in the bath with Vivian and he loves pure love stories. The reason he turns into this bald ossan is because he thinks monks are cool and thats why he tried his best to look like one 😆 Fortunately, this route had no ero scene! Yippie! Who the freak wants to see that. Hakkaku bakes Vivian a birthday cake and pretends that the 2 of them got married and so after the erojiji battle they magically float away to the dragon country where they live happily ever after. Lol I don’t even know…Edel Blume quality ending. Maybe it was the same writer ┐(‘～`；)┌ Hakkaku was cute being all like wai wai and stuff but that was only during his wolf form. Once he became an ossan I was like （ಠ_ಠ）.
Petunia Strawberrycandle – Since I was pretty much spoiled by Hakkaku’s route, Petunia’s route left me even more depressed & disappointed. So Petunia is obviously Cecil who Vivian found as a shota buried in the snow in the winter with his dog Kohaku. She then dragged him to her mansion as a “play toy” because she thought he was cute and he might be a nice sex toy when he grows up HAHA 😈 So of course at first Cecil was like wtf but then he fell in love with Vivian and was always jealous of when she and Edric were together. Apparently Cecil was Edric’s age so I guess if he hadn’t died that night they would have been around the same age now. Anyway after Cecil & Kohaku died, Vivian merged him with her sword which was actually the arm of the king of fairies. I guess because of her sloppy magic Cecil then got a loli body too but he still had his “male” brain so to this day he’s been in love with Vivian but what can you do when you’re a loli! So he decided to pretty much become Vivian’s #1 servant and that’s why only he & Kohaku are allowed in the bath with her or sleep in bed with her (for reasons that aren’t sexual anyway..) Cecila hates Tees since he takes Vivian’s virginity every time. He would have rather left that up to Edric but yea Edric’s kind of a pansy so…. 😆 The ending for Cecil was creepy as pretty much he & Vivian were frozen in time and Cecil said when they wake up he hopes that he’ll turn into a guy or some crap. BAH! SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL. Glad there was no ero scene…well if they turned Cecil into a hot dude I wouldn’t have minded sigh… (´･ω･`；)
Dowth Moddey Dhoo Barguest – Ugh I just kept zoning out in Dowth’s route because…really, do they think we’re gonna be interested in some 75 year old grandpa!? Just like with Petunia, they could have easily pulled something out of their ass to make him look younger…but no. Once an erojiji, always an erojiji. Thankfully you are safe to know that he had no ero in his route but it’s because of this dickface that poor Cecil ended up as a loli!! Ugh ( ಠ益ಠ ). Needless to say I hated him before and his route didn’t make me hate him any less. Making him a tsundere ossan near the end isn’t gonna change my mind either Snapdragon ( ´_ゝ`). His ending is another ballser with them floating away together into the sky as husband and wife (umm ew.) I went into the omake only to find out they didn’t even voice the characters. I pretty much rage quit the game then & there.
Needless to say I am not amused with this game. I didn’t really have any amazing expectations but seeing how the art, setting & music were so nice, the fucking shit story just annoyed the hell out of me. Okay I’m not really one for great stories. You can throw these chars in a school setting and I’ll be happy but pretty much the “thing” that catches otome gamers…it just wasn’t there. Let me start by saying the game was written by one of Alice Soft’s eroge writers (btw don’t bother going to their site as they blocked foreigners lolol). I guess he’s only good at writing porno cause he sure as hell can’t write otome! The “heroine”, if you can even call her that, Vivian is pretty cool but you just can’t understand what she feels. Overall my only impression of her is that she loves dicks & alcohol (and apparently expensive cigars too.) I felt like I could understand the thoughts & emotions of the male characters here more than her and so I’ve concluded this is really an eroge with 6 male protagonists all going after 1 girl ( ´_ゝ`). The game also reads from a 3rd person pov 100% of the time so it feels like I’m reading some harlequin romance novel. For example in an ero scene they will be like “and Tees felt like blah while Vivian was feeling like blah”. Like great, what is this some Naruto fanfic? 😆 They also shoved in over 25 (I lost the exact count) random side characters who’d then have scenes with other side characters and I lost track of everyone except Riru, the trap, only because he was voiced by Kishio Daisuke. Some of the choices in the game are just 1 choice which is like “why even have a choice…just continue with the dialogue” orz. Because the game was too busy having Vivian fucking everyone, there was literally only 1 kiss CG with Christopher for the WHOLE GAME. THIS IS AN OTOME GAME LIPS BEFORE COCKS DUDE. Some of the erocg direction was totally something you’d see in an eroge…if you saw them you’d know what I mean （ಠ_ಠ）. There was just no cohesion between the beginning & end…or rather they thought out their intro & conclusion but had no idea what to do inbetween so that’s where the random chars whose names I can’t remember would show up. Speaking of names…for some reason the GUI had no name box so aside from the main cast I had no idea who anybody was. At the beginning I would have a hard time remembering even the main cast’s names and when they threw in side characters in a CG I had no idea which one of them was talking (not that I really gave a fuck.) Overall I’m just very disappointed with this game. On Amazon this game’s dropped to a 3 star rating as well and I’ve googled up reviews of Japanese fans and they pretty much feel the same way I do. You just don’t feel like you’re playing an otome game but instead reading some trashy romance novel…but I’m pretty sure romance novels had beefy hot mans not 75 year old grandpas for you to get with…(lll￣□￣)ｶﾞｰﾝ!!