SmaKare Game Review: Sensei, Ikenai koto tte nandesuka?
I’ve been getting a lot of comments asking me where I play SmaKare games. I mentioned it in my first review but since a lot of people didn’t read it it’s an android app where all the games are in 1 place. Just go to the official site and they have links to both the iphone & android version. Anyway this time, my randomly generated heroine Tsugimoto Hitomi is a 17 year old high school girl whose boyfriend is a dickface rapist that forces her to have sex with him in the classroom a month after they’ve started going out. When Hitomi refuses, he dumps her on the spot (well good riddance to that piece of human garbage!) Fortunately to help dry her tears (or in my eyes, cause further trauma), she has 5 hot teachers ready to do all sorts of forbidden things!
Sakakibara Kaoru – I decided to do the creepy nurse first because he had the same creep vibes as the boyfriend and needed to be done out of the way as soon as humanly possible. He tells Hitomi he just wants to make sure that she’s feeling better and then as luck may have it, she gets assigned to be the nurse’s office assistant. She comes to his office often to clean his mess (why are male nurses always such messy pigs? :lol:). He then begins to sekuhara her but Hitomi is like holy shit, ME GUSTA （´☣౪☣)!! She tells Kaoru that he should only do stuff like kissing her neck or ear if he’s her lover, so he’s like “ok then let’s be lovers, you’re single right?” He then gives her a hickey and says if she wants more, to come see him before it disappears. Lo & behold, she runs into him at some restaurant a few days later and because the seat next to him is the only one open, he grinds his leg between hers the whole time they’re eating :lol:. Eventually Hitomi realizes that she’s fallen for the randy nurse man and gives in to his advances! Needless to say, they agree to be lovers and screw in the nurse’s office. After this they have to hide their uh relationship, but it seems like Hitomi has to do all the work cause apparently he doesn’t care about being caught and fired :lol:.
Just then news comes that Kaoru is gonna transfer his job to another school and Hitomi is heartbroken – especially when he treats it like a small matter and has 0 consideration to her feelings. On top of this, Hitomi gets a love letter and a confession from one of her classmates. Not being able to forget about Kaoru sensei, Hitomi rejects the poor kid. Sensei sees all this and gets all jelly then rages her telling her that he’s “done playing with her” and tells her to GTFO. Hitomi gets all depressed but doesn’t give up and goes back to him telling him that she loves him even if it’s one sided. Well turns out it’s not one sided and he admits that he loves her too and is actually sad that he’s moving away next year. The two of them then go on the school rooftop alone at night and make out. Before he leaves, Kaoru asks Hitomi to go on a date with him but forces himself to go to the amusement park. He can’t stand crowds or rollercoasters but deals with it just for her. Afterwards they go to the school for some reason and screw in the nurse’s office. Honestly, wouldn’t it have been safer to go to his apartment or some love hotel? ( ﾟ,_ゝﾟ) And so as Hitomi finishes her 2nd school year, and Kaoru gets ready to go to his new job, they meet at the nurse’s office and he screws her against the window with a blindfold on They promise that once she graduates he’ll come back for her or whatnot.
Yamanashi Katsumi – Yama-chan sensei is the English teacher who’s popular among his students, but he’s not like some foreigner like you’d expect in these kinds of roles. He noticed that she was dating and broke up with her loser boyfriend so he offers her some advice to just move on. Unfortunately Katsumi’s pretty much nice to everyone and due to this Hitomi has to deal with stupid jealous bitches who threaten her if she dares to step out of line. ( ´_ゝ｀) Sensei tells Hitomi the best way to forget her problems is to..join the KEION CLUB that he supervises. Unfortunately the dumb bitch Yuki is in the club too and she immediately makes Hitomi feel incredibly unwelcome.She also dumps cleaning duties on Hitomi but Katsumi is like the dumbest teacher ever and acts like nothing is wrong. Seriously he’d be like “are you being bullied” and I pick “yes” and he’s like “oh well if you are bullied tell me.” WTF DUDE I JUST TOLD YOU ARE YOU STUPID? （#^ω^） But then out of nowhere, he grabs her, shoves his tongue down her throat and says “Oh btw I love you ^_~.” Wut. Being that this is a short mobile game, Hitomi’s teenage hormones level goes over 9000 and she realizes dat she wants more of the hot sensei action! She’s too shy to admit this tho so she avoids him…which causes him to go all yandere and like pull her behind the school building demanding answers! He tells her that he kissed her because he likes her and that’s it’s not really a big deal since it’s not like it’s her first kiss. After this they officially become lovers but the shit treatment from Yuki continues and all the other band club members notice this. Fortunately Katsumi finally picks up on it and helps Hitomi out by telling Yuki to help with cleanup and to stop saying dumb shit and practice her instrument. The bitch doesn’t give up though and afterwards pushes Hitomi down the stairs. Fortunately Katsumi grabs her hand and catches her in time and after the bitch goes home,
Katsumi asks Hitomi to go on a date with him over the weekend. Unfortunately not only does he flirt with other women while with Hitomi, the 2 of them get caught and she receives a threatening letter in school the following day. When she tries to tell Katsumi about it….he’s busy flirting with other female teachers =_=;. After she goes to the music room to practice alone, Katsumi comes after her and hugs her saying that he has to hold back his urges in school cause they’re still student and teacher. They start making out but then the other band members come in so the 2 of them hide in a locker cause he doesn’t want anyone to see Hitomi’s SEX FACE :lol:. After everyone leaves and they come out, Katsumi gets called to the principal’s office. While he’s gone, Yuki shows up, bitch slaps Hitomi on the head with her guitar raging that she stole her man away from her! Yea ok you stupid ho. Before she can do more damage, Katsumi comes back and tells her to back her ass up. The crazy bitch starts yelling that Katsumi is her lover but he’s like “uh no only in your delusions”. Katsumi then tells Hitomi the crazy ho’s been stalking him for 2 years but he didn’t report her cause he didn’t wanna ruin her future since she was his student. After Katsumi calls Yuki’s parents to take her home, he and Hitomi go up to the rooftop. He admits that the reason he’s such a manwhore to all the ladies is because he has some trauma about making girls cry so he tries to be nice to all of them. No dude, that has the opposite effect I’m afraid! After they screw on the school rooftop, Katsumi decides that it’s time to take action against his crazy stalker. And so uh I guess we jump to the happy end where Katsumi and Hitomi are engaged until graduation when they can get married. He announces it publicly in class so I guess this is to get the crazy girl to give up on him officially. After getting approval from Hitomi’s parents, Katsumi gives her an official diamond engagement ring. They then screw in her room (and I’m sure her parents heard everything) and promise to try to be able to contain themselves until Hitomi graduates.
Inui Kyousuke – Kyousuke seems like this badass drill army sergeant but he’s a good guy. Well I say he’s a good guy because he saves poor Hitomi from being raped by her exboyfriend in the classroom. Or..so I thought anyway until soon as the ex ran off, the teacher then gets on top of her, kisses her and goes “yo I can do better than that little boy.” Wow umm how can you fix a traumatic sexual experience by attempting to nearly rape her again? WELL ONLY D3P KNOWS APPARENTLY cause for whatever reason Hitomi was like FUCK YEA DO ME SENSEI! ヽ(。_゜)ノ And he screws her like so hard (well ok I guess he only screws her with his hand or something) that she starts passing out in class cause she can’t take the heat! Still at least while she’s half dead, he’s nice to her and provides her more case than the dickwad nurse who just sits around saying lewd things to her. Well the good news is, Kyousuke’s not a total jerk and apparently he’s just a huge meat headed dork who has no idea how to show affection. In fact, apparently he had assumed that Hitomi is “ok with being his girlfriend” therefore all the stuff he did to her was because he had assumed they were lovers. When he tells her this after school one day, she’s like ( ﾟдﾟ)ﾎﾟｶｰﾝ? Oh wow rly I didn’t know we were going out I thought you were just sexually harassing me! Yea Hitomi I thought so too, but good to know that he actually cares about you beyond some blow up sex doll! Well the good news is, Hitomi’s like madly in love with him anyway so him claiming that she’s his girlfriend is music to her ears.
Kyosuke tells her once more than he’s in love with her and they officially begin secretly dating. Though Kyousuke’s idea of a great date is constantly groping her in public and watching her get off on the idea that she’ll get caught. And well they DO get caught by her ex boyfriend and somehow after this Kyousuke’s jealousy skyrockets. He forces Hitomi to make him bentos and constantly refers to her as “his thing” so she starts to get pissed. She asks if she’s only a thing to him, so he pushes her down on a bench, leaves a hickey on her thigh and tells her to kick dem nasty thoughts! ヽ(。_゜)ノ Well his exhibitionism only makes it worse when Hitomi’s ex takes a photo of Hitomi and Kyousuke making out in the classroom and spreads it around school the next day. Even though Kyousuke gets called into the principal’s office and everyone whispers about Hitomi, the 2 of them screw in a locked classroom after school anyway. DO U TWO NOT LEARN ANYTHING （；^ω^）. And well apparently this is the end and Hitomi’s graduation day approaches. The whole make out photo was excused with it as being taken when Hitomi tripped and Kyousuke caught her while she was cleaning. Due to a “bad angle” it looked like they were kissing and everyone forgot about it or something. Ever since then though, they barely interacted at school just to be safe. Now that Hitomi’s graduated, Kyousuke ain’t holdin’ back so he takes her to some empty classroom, locks the door and they proceed to screwing on a desk. After they’re done he asks Hitomi to marry him and tells her that he wants to meet her parents ASAP. Uhh lol well that route was kinda…weird. I mean the fact that they got caught but it somehow all magically was forgiven cause of some bullshit lies…and the fact that her ex finally gave up?? And the fact that this whole thing started with what is technically rape…… :(；ﾞﾟ’ωﾟ’):
Hashiba Amane – Amane sensei is the art teacher but unlike the last 3, he’s not a randy rapist, he’s a shy cute moe ossan. （*´▽｀*） He offers to give Hitomi some art therapy by having her join the art club and paint pictures to help her feel better. She agrees and Amane says that he’s really interested in her being a portrait model for him. Unfortunately for some reason, everyone keeps quitting the art club and he breaks the news to her a few days later that the club has to be shut down. A club needs to have 4 members to be active and now that it has to be shut down, Amane is crushed. ( ；∀；) They decide not to give up so they put up posters all over the school recruiting new members. A week goes by and nobody joins so Amane says they should just give up. Hitomi is upset because art helped her get over her idiotic ex-boyfriend, and she tells Amane that he’s just as upset but hiding it. She says that she likes his smiling face just like he likes her. Well this immediately makes him きゅん(ﾉ´∀｀*) and he grabs Hitomi in the empty club room and kisses her. Fortunately unlike the other routes, Hitomi and Amane had some time to get to know each other and she doesn’t mind at all. In fact after this, Amane tells her to stay away from him because oh noes student x teacher but Hitomi’s like NO BEBE I LOVES U!! ;A; Amane’s super happy that the feelings are mutual (and so am I after the last 3 weirdos) that they start kissing once more. Amane’s such a good guy though he stops and is like “I don’t wanna trigger your fear of men because or your rapist ex b/f” but Hitomi tells him that it’s ok if it’s him~. Well that pretty much sets off his randy switch and he shoves his hand between her legs ＼(^o^)／. Unfortunately for whatever reason, Katsumi keeps cockblocking the 2 of them in this route and keeps asking Hitomi to join his music club. On the weekend Amane and Hitomi go on a date to buy some art supplies so they can try to make new posters to recruit for the dying art club.
Still he can’t seem to keep his hands off her and even in the art supply store he starts poking her with brushes and then making out lmao. He does catch himself and is like omfg what am I doing and stops but the dude just needs an appropriate place to let out an obviously large amount of pent up sexual frustration www. A few days later while they’re painting in the empty club room, Amane says he can’t paint anymore cause he’s in a slump. Hitomi offers to help him get out of it saying she’ll do “anything” so…..he tells her to be a nude model for him ／(^o^)＼. She agrees and the idea of him staring at her naked body the whole time makes her all hot & bothered! He almost hits that but then backs off, and is like noo I can’t do this it will hurt you. It gets worse once he finds out that Hitomi’s got PTSD from her ex practically raping her and so feeling guilty, Amane refuses to lay a finger on her. Instead, Katsumi comes outta NOWHERE like “oh hey Hitomi I love you be my gf”. Hitomi refuses him saying she has someone she loves instead, but he’s like oh that’s okay I get excited from NTRing people. Wtf =3=;. Just then Amane bursts in going “yo lay off mah woman” and Katsumi’s like “oh um well I don’t wanna get in a fight with my senpai so bye.” Nice plot device! Amane apologizes and says he should have kept away like he promised but Hitomi grabs him and is like NO U STAY HERE. She then says that the only way to cure her ex bf trauma is to find a new love and tells Amane to screw her ASAP! And he’s like alright sounds good, so magically her clothes fly off and they screw in the abandoned art club room. And so in the ending, they go shopping for art supplies to paint over at Hitomi’s place that night – since her parents are away.Instead tho, they end up screwing cause apparently they hadn’t done it since that time in the abandoned art club room. After they finish, he slips da ring on her finger and asks her to marry him after she graduates. Well aww ain’t he sweet, at least one decent route in this game lol!
Kusakabe Tasuku - Er yea dat name. Tasuku is like Hitomi’s “oniichan” because she grew up with him and he’s basically a really old childhood friend of hers as well as her Japanese teacher. But yea as the stigma of all childhood friends I guess he also love her long time and he tells her right off the bat he ain’t no nice oniichan. He then takes her hand, starts kissing and babbling really creepy shit making Hitomi freak out….that is until the D3P libido kicks in and she likes every minute of it. But yea turns out fortunately he actually has an excuse for his behavior. His dad was an asshole and told him that he doesn’t want a son before walking out the door and abandoning his family. When he was 16 year old being told that was devastating to him so he used to just sit all sad and alone in his room not wanting to see anyone. Just then loli Hitomi who was 7 at the time saw him lookin all sad so she climbed into his window like a loli bed intruder. She said he looked sad so she came over to pat him on the head and give him a hug From that day forth Tasuku’s been in love with her and of course seeing her be abused by a dickhead exboyfriend pissed him off to no end and probably made him lose all his marbles. When they run into his dad while on a date, he tells his dad to fuck off and storms off. After this he keeps avoiding Hitomi until she finds him alone in the library. He tells her about his past which triggers her rusty childhood memories and she’s like OH SNAP YEAH I REMEMBER NOW. And so he tells her that he loves her but says he understand if she doesn’t accept his feelings. Hitomi’s like heeeeelll no baby I accept it aaaalll! And so the 2 of them realize they’re both in love with each other and start making out behind some bookshelf. And so they officially become lovers and they try to walk to school together behind alleys so nobody sees them. He even indirectly admits that at night he faps when thinking about her hahaha (too bad Hitomi doesn’t get it :lol:). So a few days later a bunch of senseis start hitting on her and flirting with her which drives Tasuku up the wall. He then saves her from the savages but turns into one himself when he says she should be PUNISHED for as much as talking to other men! He nearly rapes her in the classroom until she starts crying and calling him oniichan so this brings him back to normal and he’s like oohhhshittt what am I doing!?
Tasuku apologizes for bringing back the trauma with her ex and takes her to the amusement park in exchange. Unfortunately they find his dad there with his new family and child so Tasuku gets upset. Hitomi tries to lighten the mood and suggests they go on the ferris wheel together. He’s still upset though and he says he really feels like he’s alone and asks Hitomi to never leave him, as he hugs and kisses her inside the ferris wheel. A few days later she comes over his place during a rainy day to run away from her rapist ex. The 2 of them start making out and he almost hits dat sheit cause it turns him on seeing her in one of his man shirts (lol ossan hoihoi.) He stops though, but the following day he asks her to come with him to the gym equipment shed to look at the sunset from the window. Idk why they had to go into the freaking SHED to do this but they did, and as cliche would have it, they get locked in! Needless to say instead of trying to use their phones to call for help, they use it as their love hotel and make lovin’ all night! And so in the happy end, Hitomi graduates high school but comes back to visit one day for old time’s sake. The 2 of them are engaged and have plans to marry soon. Tasuku also tells Hitomi that he met up with his dad who admitted that he cheated on his mom with some ho and got her knocked up. He still cared about Tasuku but he was more in love with his lover…so he divorced Tasuku’s mom. However he figured it would be easier if Tasuku just hated him for it even though he wanted to take Tasuku with him after the divorce. When he found out Tasuku’s getting married he cried at the restaurant and congratulated him. And so they get married and hump non stop on their wedding night where Tasuku says he wants to make lots of babies with Hitomi ／(^o^)＼. Well seeing how he’s the only one who got the marriage ending I guess this would make him the canon OTP!
I don’t know honestly I mean I like games with senseis, and randy senseis but there was just something awfully traumatic about the entire thing. The heroine is clearly traumatized from her rapist boyfriend, but somehow magically the teachers forcing themselves on her makes it all alright! Wtf? ( ´_ゝ｀) And even when it’s really not alright and she really is like crying and going please stop, she forgives them for it anyway! I feel like the only guy who tried to NOT force himself on her and even tried to keep away form her was the art teacher :lol:. Everyone else is like “whatever u know u want it” and she’d be like “ok yea I guess I do *spreads legs*” Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)ｶﾞｰﾝ. I dunno it’s been a while since I was side eyeing the morals in a game and I never thought I’d do that in a simple (?) cell phone game lol. I guess other student/teacher games always seem to focus on the romantic fantasy of the whole thing, but in this one it was pretty much walking a thin line between fantasy and reality and frankly it just made me uncomfortable. （；^ω^） Maybe I’ll stick to games where the heroine is an adult, as it seems like this young heroine is a rarity amongst the SmaKare games.
A little off topic here but I am completely miserable playing Mirror Alice. I don’t know if I’m just burnt out by bad games or by Quin Rose but things like back CGs, and CGs that are obviously NOT drawn by Fujimaru…and lots and LOTS of filler from faceless/no sprite characters..ugh. I’m trying to get through it, I want to post a review but I’ve had to multi task it while crafting stuff on FF14. So yea due to this I haven’t been broadcasting much and I apologize but I just can’t sit there for 7 hours when a game just…lets me down like this. It took me a week just to do Gray’s route and I finally finished it today ▄█▀█●ｶﾞｰﾝ. My final order from Quin Rose is the Alice remake but it seems that even if Fujimaru is the “artist” it’s a fact that they will have their side staff just trace her compositions to do additional CGs and they are jarringly bad in comparison. Also now that Otome Games seem to be headed for the Vita, if I do end up making the switch over, as far as I know there’s no way to broadcast PS Vita games. So if the games do end up going to the Vita my broadcasts will be limited to only PC and old PSP/PS2 releases.