Brief thoughts on Diabolik Lovers Versus Vol 2 (Laito vs Subaru)
Yea I know it’s actually LAITO not Raito or Light according to the official site lmao. Reminds me of Elick from Riddle Garden but I keep calling him Laito for the lulz. Up until now I’ve only listened to the original do-S CDs of Subaru and Laito in fact so when I heard they were in a versus I was like yippie characters I care about! (And I say “care” in big fat quotations.) I listened to part of Shuu’s but I gave up cause for some reason non-existant Yui annoyed me lmao. Spoilers below the cut.
So pretty much this.
- Laito makes out with bitch-chan and Subaru watches and gets pissed off.
- Laito puts a collar around Yui’s neck and bites her side (though I still say it’s near her armpit cause that’s where her boob is and he’s a 変態)
- Laito tells Subaru to come 3P it up with him.
- Subaru resists until he tastes Yui’s MAGICAL BLOOD and then can’t stop himself.
- Laito chains them up together so he can have a Yui sandwich with Subaru while he makes out with Yui.
- Yui passes out and Laito wants to raep but Subaru’s like fuck off dude you fucking creeper. (Oh Subaru you angel)
- Laito shakes bitch-chan until she wakes up and then they both start munching her because her MAGICAL BLOOD somehow replenished cause being in a 3some with a hentai and a tsundere turns her on
So yea there I just pretty much summarized the CD. Some of the stuff Laito says is really REALLY disturbing but since it’s Hirakawa in his creeper voice I somehow find the entire thing hilarious (≖ლ≖๑ )ﾌﾟｯ.
Subaru, I love it when you are jealous. Seeing bitch-chan get it on with another guy TURNS ME ON SO BADLY.
Laito LOVES NTR, news at 11.
Based on what I read/heard my current ranking is Subaru > Laito > Reiji = Shuu >>>> Ayato >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kanato. Yea I hate whiny bitchy shotas and I hate hearing Kaji Yuuki screaming. I’m still leaning towards the idea that Otomate is gonna water down the whole thing anyway. Most of their regular games are like implied kissing and hand holding so I can’t imagine them having a scene where idk….Yui is unconscious and Laito implied-rapes her. Two weeks until the game is released (hopefully no more delays) so we’ll have to wait and see what happens then .
Edit: Someone uploaded one of the tracks to soundcloud so feel free to listen and be sure to have your headphones on!