Otome Game Review: Crazy Rabbits ~Wakaresaseya no Usagiri Jimusho~
So I totally had plans to play the rest of Tiramisu Villa’s games but those bastards made it so that people with good computers and using Windows 7 apparently can’t play them! So yea both Purelover Flavor and Pretty Flap refused to open (would just crash instantly) so I started the next best thing: Crazy Rapists! The game is about a girl named Aoi who I guess is desperate for money (and a place to live) so she joins this agency that breaks couples up…with rape! :lol: Anyway spoilers ahead. Also the OP theme seems ODDLY FAMILIAR.
Unoya Kyosuke – Uh well this game had 4 missions. In each mission Kyosuke would woo some ho and then Aoi and Takumi would provide back up. The stupidest part is we got Cgs of Kyosuke wooing multiple women but it wasn’t until the VERY END that we got any CGs of Kyosuke and Haruka. Even when they had cute scenes together, it would be cut-out only and no CG ( ಠ益ಠ ) It was so stupid honestly and then when we FINALLY get to them being rabu rabu its all of a sudden like…. “I LOVE YOU!” “LETS DO IT!” Suddenly….I’m having twins ending! Oh wait we’re not married. Eventually we’ll get married yea! What. :? The route was such a drag that me and people in the chat began calling Kyosuke Samba-man and his sidekick parfait boy Takumi because Takumi likes Parfaits and Kyosuke’s BGM was this weird samba music lol. I mean I liked Kyosuke as a character, but his lack of interaction with Aoi just made the game a drag. Then Aoi’s adventures with the random clients was just stupid. Sorry but some rapist confessing his fake love to her isn’t going to exactly move me here :roll: I didn’t bother playing the bad end because I heard they were full of rape anyway and I didn’t want to rage quit the game before I finished anybody else’s route -_-;
Inaba Takumi – Takumi also known as Parfait Boy also then takes Samba-man’s spotlight here because during all those scenes Aoi gets captured, Takumi is the one who saves her stupid ass. He loves ice cream as well and he often cooks for everyone at the agency. The two of them get closer when he catches a cold and Aoi nurses him back to health. She then contracts his cold and he nurses her and holds her hand all night. Aww ﾐｭﾐｭ（´ε｀* )☆ Takumi’s tragic past is his mother comitted murder suicide on his entire family,( father & sister ) but he somehow survived it. After that he stopped feeling pain. However after he saves Aoi from rapist #1451251 he gets stabbed and then in the hospital he falls in love with Aoi (what?) There he gives her a thorough massage (if you get my drift) and suddenly he can feel pain again! Yippie! In the eroscene all you could see was part of his half naked torso…so I was able to broadcast the whole thing! In the epilogue he moves into an apartment with Aoi, who has now taken up a job at a bakery. Unoya sends them a box of ice cream as a move-in gift :lol: Since I was able to skip most of the b/s in the game at this point, I guess the route felt extremely short but at least any new scenes were only with Takumi so at least it felt like I was pursuing the right character :?
Inukai Makoto – Inukai is the kichiku megane lawyer. Or so I thought anyway. I guess when you do his good end he isn’t an evil rapist, so that was probably left only for his (multiple) bad ends. Aoi does some secretarial work for him so of course that automatically gets him involved in Crazy Rabbits’ missions. I mean he was so SHOVED into the whole thing it was like seeing 3 circles and a triangle and wondering “what doesn’t fit here.” Additionally because Aoi is a lush, he started going to Blue Moon bar almost daily just to see her, instead of like being in his office working 24/7. In the 4th mission when she’s babbling about how Shiranui is a nice guy he gets mad but instead of raping her into submission he just smooches her. :lol: After the mission’s over suddenly they are in his bedroom and doing it and suddenly I LOVE YOU. What :? At least in the eroscene they were actually naked and I could tell what’s going on. For all I know Inukai was a professional masseur in his :lol: Afterwards she quits her job at Crazy Rabbits because Inukai thinks its too dangerous. The two of them begin dating and then he proposes to her and it ends with a wedding. Honestly I have to admit Inukai’s blushing and stuff was actually kinda cute xD; If you expect him to be a rapist or whatever just play his bad ends, but for a surprising change of pace the good end was alright. It’s just a shame he was practically shoved into the entire story like a 3rd wheel.
Karasuma Reiji – I thought Reiji would be the best character. He’s sweet, gentle, has a soft voice and works in a bar so he’s a gartender. He speaks English because he apparently studied abroad at NYU (lol). He has a pet bunny named Hana (that makes Inukai rage about health concerns) and he’s the son of the big wig Karasuma group. He even technically owns the Usagiri Jimusho. This makes him pretty awesome right? Or…not. He’s really whimpy and whenever Aoi is captured, she’s saved by either Samba-man & Co. or at the end she’s saved by Kiriko and Ginji. What role did Reiji play in this route? He served her a shit ton of alcohol :roll: And at the end he’s all like “i’ll comfort you…with my penis.” So they end up at his penthouse (lol?) and do it…and not even in a romantic way! He pushes her against the freaking glass for the whole world to see sigh. God damnit Tiaramode. He also has like 2 bad ends so I have no doubt he becomes an evil twisted rapist in those too sigh. In this route also because he’s such a whimp she almost got raped by Shiranui. In his end all she does is just end up working at Blue Moon instead of Usagiri. God whatever screw this game :roll:
There’s nothing else to say about this game except it sucks. Everyone said it sucks, I can say it sucks without even playing the stupid bad ends. The music is mostly elevator music that made me fall asleep when I was playing while being sick. The only BGM I liked was the one during the ero scene :lol: The guys only have 1 good end and a bunch of bad ends so even if I actually liked a character and wanted to spend more time with them, I’d have to just get raped I guess! No thanks. :roll: The CGs were an improvement on Tiaramode’s other games, but the lack of romantic scenes didn’t help. I couldn’t care less about a CG of some old hag being wooed by Unoya. I couldn’t care less about the same CG being used over & over every mission and then having them shove Inukai into it during his route. The story was so identical after doing Unoya, I was able to skip through 80% of the game for all the other guys. Do not recommend, very much do not recommend.
….Unless you have rape fantasies. ( ´_ゝ`)
Also I think I would have rather gotten with the tranny, Erina, than any other guy in this game. I bet that would have been an awesome route. :lol: